ok so the craziest thing ive done cuz of acne was invent a device to suck the pus out of my zitsi took one of those tiny straws from a juicebox and stenciled the round end onto an eraser. then i cut the eraser with a tiny exacto knife to obtain a small cylinder that would fit into the straw (this took almost an hour) then i popped a pimple with a sterilized needle, stuck the needle into the eraser, stuck the eraser into the straw, blaced the whole shebangg on my zit and pulled the eraser out of the straw to create suction.
btw this did not work at all
I think the dumbest thing I did was when I got a few pimples when I was 13, I would slather rubbing alcohol all over my face several time a day for like a whole year. I even carried alcohol hand sanitizer in my pocket with me to school and go in the bathroom and rub it all over my face. I would also use peroxide and when I went to bed every night for about 2 years I would put a drying mask on my face as well as oxy on the spot treatment. I also went to a dermatologist and tried about 3 creams that burned my skin really bad. After seeing the derm and using the creams he gave me my skin has kept getting worse. I am so angry at myself 4 being so DUMB. ALL of the things I was doing to make my skin nicer was just doing the exact opposite. I wish somebody had told me before I did all that damage to my skin.
Vaseline...Well what can I say, I was young and dumb.
Vaseline is good for skin.
stuck an enema up my ass, as part chris gibsons acne free 3 day apple fast.
Washing with an antibacterial wash, a salycilic acid wash, using a toner with alcohol in it and then not moisturising
Ouch
Amateurs ! You're all good for nothin'
I got a towel, soaked it ALL with Salycilic Acid 5% and left it on my face ALL NIGHT.
The results in the morning ... well ... where to begin with ? Perhaps with the question where the fuck is my face ? I got SO burned, it was like washing your face with boiling water.
The Acid made some kind of canals through my skin. It was bleeding all the time and was red as hell. To sum up - there was almost no skin left, especially on my forehead.
It took me 2 months to heal. Praise be deflagmol.
Yes, I have scars now, pretty big ones at that.
Yes, I am stupid.
"where the fuck is my face"
WOW
one time i washed my face with hydrochloric acid and another time i soaked my head in petrol and lit it on fire, it worked! i didnt have acne any more!!
lets see, smeared my own semen on my face, soaked my face in a bowl of urine, rubbed olive oil over my face, steamed the oil into my pores, tried doing nothing, now on dk's regimen...ahahahahahahaha i was kidding!!! well about everything but the regimen
Mines would be using a needle to pop a pimple. It's kinda crazy but it works
Hmm...
--ripping off the dead skin (and a lot of not-so-dead skin...) all over my face with packing tape
--listening to a retarded psychologist who encouraged me to "inhale the color purple in my imagination" to treat acne.
--dabbing on prep H
--laying face down on a wet towel for like an hour
--laying face down on a cold tile floor trying to reduce swelling before going out
I think I'm up for the next Nobel prize in medicine.
Hmm...--ripping off the dead skin (and a lot of not-so-dead skin...) all over my face with packing tape
--listening to a retarded psychologist who encouraged me to "inhale the color purple in my imagination" to treat acne.
--dabbing on prep H
--laying face down on a wet towel for like an hour
--laying face down on a cold tile floor trying to reduce swelling before going out
I think I'm up for the next Nobel prize in medicine.
LMAO 😆 That was very FUNNY. i can't believe you actuallly did that
How the fuck do you even inhale the color purple in your imagination?
A dremel tool sanding attachment.... (Do not do this...)Oh my gosh~!!!! are you kidding?? what happened?? Or I hope you are kidding.
I don't think I have every done anything that could even top any of these torture stories. You guys are fucking insane!! I might have tried to pull out the puss or whatever I thought was stuck in a pimple with some tweezers. But I never tried to sand my face off or burn my face off or piss on my face or jizz on my face..... oh wait....I don't have a penis!
well for me i got a nasty peeling effect from bp 10 percent and my skin isnt still healed and on top the day when this happened the next day i had burned my face with salicid acid for washing my face to much and this is how acne started for me because the irritations and before i made these 2 mistakes my skin was perfect clear imagine that, i was like like FUK..........I hope this goes away soon so now i masturbate lol...well just until it heals hahahahaha but the story is real
I have long nails and I once just got so frustrated with my face that I wet my face and then scraaaaped off everything I could feel on the surface (well, i avoided scraping big zits, but i'd go back and pop them).....my face wasn't too happy.
And once I put bp 10% spot treatment ALL over my face, like a mask. Wooo I was a flaky lobster for a long time.
Oh i forgot to say that my friend's mom used to put her period (the blood) on her face
Where do people even get the idea that will even work
Are you SERIOUS?!
That is so disgusting. D:
Oh i forgot to say that my friend's mom used to put her period (the blood) on her face
Where do people even get the idea that will even work
holys%$t, wtf!!! that is wrong and worst than the jizz one.
Yep I couldn't believe it when she told me either it's just nasty ass hell.
i asked my friend did she try it and she said "Hell No"
I wonder what IF that was the cure
I don't doubt people won't do it.
Now that i think about it i wonder how she collected enough you-know-what to put on her face