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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/18/2007 1:16 pm

Just like many things I've read things saying that semen does help acne and other things that say it doesn't.

Maybe its a placebo...in which case swallow the sugar pill !!! lol

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(@dani-lou)

Posted : 03/18/2007 2:39 pm

That's pretty gross......

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(@timmytim)

Posted : 03/18/2007 4:11 pm

*Covers eyes*

 

 

why???? is someone about to shoot on ur face????

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(@dna)

Posted : 03/18/2007 4:22 pm

It's my sperm in a box!

 

 

 

Seriously though, I'm looking into this haha. Bet it smells better than ACV to.

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(@gimnasta)

Posted : 03/18/2007 8:40 pm

We're not talking about STOPPING having sex. Doing it once a week seems alright-> You keep your %#@ zinc and get rid of the wastes :D

 

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day

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(@a-shizzle)

Posted : 03/18/2007 10:09 pm

:X to the facial.

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(@jenn221)

Posted : 03/18/2007 10:26 pm

What about swallowing it?

 

I wouldn't put it directly on my face...

 

but...

 

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HAHA.

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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/18/2007 10:55 pm

First & foremost.. this is SICK... sorry not the thread.. the thought of it... YUKKKKKKK!!

 

 

Second... Yes I have heard that... - this lady (down the street).. said she did that to achieve her great looking skin - but really, she probably seeked attention - and bragging about what she was gettin ... perhaps?

 

One day a few years ago, she was over once and my mom complimented her skin and that's what she said right off-... I was even SHOCKED she's answered infront of my mom as she had. - GROSS -

I just about puked. .. - perhaps, she was just bragging...

 

But she is a bit on the heavty side - they do say fatter chicks have better( healthier) skin- and not all of them are so lucky to have a hubby let alone b/f... hahaha = so how odd ..

 

One last point... Some ppl would have some serious skin-reactions or allergies due to some acid or liquid found either in semen or ejacultaion fluids ( Welt like redness, slight rash like bumps as hives and constant itchness).... so not all semen could be considered ehmmmmm... SAFE?... Besides.. ~ if your 100% convinced to this ... be certain he is tested from STD's.. & or... CLAMIDIA....( which could affect acne prone skin more let alone your system) Clamidia is fungal like disease which if you leave into skin even on a tiny spot as a PORE,,, close-pores w/ COLD water or NOT... if it breathes into your bloodstream won't be pretty... not for a female...

 

Never tried it... and even if I had ACNE today..- I still wouldn't.....

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(@jenn221)

Posted : 03/18/2007 10:58 pm

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. :P

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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/18/2007 11:19 pm

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. :P
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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/18/2007 11:25 pm

A couple things in response to posts today.

 

Want to know more about semen?

Wikipedia to the rescue: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

 

-Yeah I suppose it would need to be said only to do it /w someone semen you trust...such as a husband or boyfriend, but a good point.

 

-People mention that you may have a reaction to it. Indeed you may have a reaction to all sorts of things your skin comes (pun intended) in contact with. So if you do want to try it...try it in a small area first like your lower neck rather than covering your entire face. Heck some people have reactions to things like neosporin. According to wikipedia it is rare (under the "Semen allergy" section on the wiki page listed above)

 

-I'm not sure what to say if you would swallow semen but not put it on your skin...that just seems odd.

 

-As I've read before and above on the wiki page, "semen of a disease-free individual is harmless on the skin." So there is really not a large deal about trying it, if nothing else it simply helps to dry out the skin a bit as it dries just as many of the simple acne products do. Haha but I do agree it can throw some people for a loop. If you don't use it...it's just wasted, so even if its a placebo why not.

 

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(@midnight-rambler)

Posted : 03/19/2007 12:15 am

Sperm, or at least my sperm, gets crusty after a while. Sometimes after a wild night I find myself waking up and it seems as if my member has been superglued to the side of my knee. Ok, the side of my thigh. Upper thigh. Whatever, it seems like it would require some serious scrubbing to get the dried stuff off of your face is what I mean to say.

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(@dna)

Posted : 03/19/2007 1:36 am

Could be used as a peel to? Least you don't wake up with it in your hair.

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(@angelsmomma)

Posted : 03/19/2007 7:08 am

Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

 

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

 

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

 

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

 

Hmmmmmmm.....

 

I might bottle my sperm and sell it on ebay as an acne cure!!!

 

LOL

 

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Posted : 03/19/2007 7:41 am

Sperm, or at least my sperm, gets crusty after a while. Sometimes after a wild night I find myself waking up and it seems as if my member has been superglued to the side of my knee. Ok, the side of my thigh. Upper thigh. Whatever, it seems like it would require some serious scrubbing to get the dried stuff off of your face is what I mean to say.
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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/19/2007 9:09 am

that's why it's not sold on EBAY..lol
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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/19/2007 9:17 am

that's why it's not sold on EBAY..lol

 

haha, it's not sold on ebay because you are not allowed to sell bodily fluids, body parts, etc...human or other animal on ebay. Back when the Ebay terms were much smaller I was reading what you could and could not sell, and thats what it said listing a "bear gall bladder" specifically as an example LOL I guess that is used for something.

 

People can try to put stuff up but they'll take it down...although we could start a black market selling clean pre-tested semen

 

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(@sephora28)

Posted : 03/19/2007 3:38 pm

oh god, I tried cum on the face once.

 

Does not work.

 

Do not try it.

 

Disgusting.

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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 03/19/2007 4:12 pm

Thank U Sephora....

 

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(@souvenir)

Posted : 03/19/2007 5:39 pm

For a non-pornography related forum, it's pretty amazing how you guys are always discussing semen and masturbation!

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(@sotret99)

Posted : 03/21/2007 4:28 pm

This theory is quite obviously BS....but I like girls thinking this is true maybe I can open up my own special dermalogical office. Any ladies that want to give this method ago I'm here to help!......what an awesome job that would be...

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(@cb07)

Posted : 03/21/2007 4:33 pm

So the sperm are suppose to go into your pores and kill the bacteria? Sounds amazing.

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(@cutelady)

Posted : 05/30/2007 2:59 pm

I have heard of this before and I actully tried it with my "Husband" boyfriend at the time of trying it lol.. anyways it made my face very red and hot (I left it on for 5mins), hated it never will try it again.

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(@fut)

Posted : 06/06/2007 12:08 am

This same topic came up in an episode of Nip/Tuck - it ended up being the main ingredient in some new cream one of the characters came out with.

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(@dcksteel)

Posted : 06/06/2007 12:10 am

Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

 

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

 

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

 

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

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