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(@takara)

Posted : 05/07/2006 3:55 am

I was watching this homemade porno one time and the guy asked the woman who was 42 how she kept her skin looking so young and she said because of all the sperm...so it could be true...i really don't know.

 

 

Of course she would say that. All women in porn videos have to pretend like they like sperm on their face.

 

 

 

sorry if I ruined any fantasies there...

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(@pimplequeen)

Posted : 05/07/2006 3:40 pm

what a funny post!!!

cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

 

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

 

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

 

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

 

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

 

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

 

 

 

 

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(@someone111)

Posted : 05/07/2006 10:10 pm

what a funny post!!!

cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

 

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

 

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

 

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

 

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

 

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

 

 

 

 

ahhh how interesting, semen contains a lot of other minerals, zinc is so important in the repair of skin, so masturbating does seem to be an aggravator of acne, at least for males

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(@hawkeye)

Posted : 05/08/2006 5:26 am

what a funny post!!!

cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

 

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

 

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

 

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

 

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

 

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

 

 

 

Hold on a second...if he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks this obviously means he didnt make love/have sex with his girlfriend(your friend) for this lenght of time....if he was that concered with losing zinc he could have eaten lots of grains and meat/fish instead of sacrificing making sweet music with his woman...the lenghts some people go to amazes me

 

I do agree with you about "ingesting it"(you have a nice way with words) though...makes more sense :D

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(@oxide)

Posted : 05/08/2006 8:31 am

wait a sec here...

Doesnt sperm also contain materials which a male needs to take out of his body. There has been a study which showed that men who wank twise or more per week live longer and have less chance of getting cancer. I guess "overdoing it" will make your skin worse. Oh yeah and I do notice improvements when I keep it on the low. :)

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(@vykent)

Posted : 05/08/2006 2:23 pm

We're not talking about STOPPING having sex. Doing it once a week seems alright-> You keep your %#@ zinc and get rid of the wastes :D

 

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day

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(@vegasmike)

Posted : 05/08/2006 6:53 pm

We're not talking about STOPPING having sex. Doing it once a week seems alright-> You keep your %#@ zinc and get rid of the wastes :D

 

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day

 

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(@villiam)

Posted : 05/08/2006 7:14 pm

*Goes and jerks off*

 

 

brb gonna go put some of that stuff on

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(@seanopoly)

Posted : 05/08/2006 7:18 pm

very gross i wouldnt try it unless i never told anyone and i did it in privacy with my own.

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(@villiam)

Posted : 05/08/2006 8:15 pm

It works, I put some of the magic stuff on 2hours ago and since then some of the red marks on my face are gone and dimples are gone

 

I recommend!

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(@avery)

Posted : 05/08/2006 8:23 pm

LOL I'm sorry I just find that sick someone jerked off then rubbed it on their face....

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(@pimplequeen)

Posted : 05/09/2006 1:03 pm

 

what a funny post!!!

cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

 

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

 

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

 

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

 

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

 

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

 

 

 

Hold on a second...if he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks this obviously means he didnt make love/have sex with his girlfriend(your friend) for this lenght of time....if he was that concered with losing zinc he could have eaten lots of grains and meat/fish instead of sacrificing making sweet music with his woman...the lenghts some people go to amazes me

 

I do agree with you about "ingesting it"(you have a nice way with words) though...makes more sense :D

 

 

 

 

 

im sure it was just a coincidence that his skin cleared up after refraining for 2 weeks, cause if a man doesnt wank or have sex he will have wet dreams where it will come out in his sleep with out him knowing untill he wakes up in a mess in the morning!

 

and your right which is worse-life with acne?or no life with no loving (with self or others) ??

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(@fena)

Posted : 05/09/2006 9:38 pm

LOL...You know probably some guy got this theory going and helped spread it around the world just to encourage the facials...

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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 05/09/2006 9:54 pm

masterbation causes acne and semen gets rid of it? someone try it please.

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(@femina-mala-est)

Posted : 05/10/2006 4:19 am

It aint the sperm, folks, so your sperm count and the lifespan of sperm are irrelevant. Sperm is almost entirely DNA. It's the semen that carries the zinc, protein, and other nutrients.

 

Seriously, though, several anecdotes doesn't mean this shit actually does anything. I'm all for women swallowing or rubbing my semen into their faces, but it aint like there's anything special in it. The main ingredients: vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc. The protein content in an average ejaculation (somewhere around 7cc, I believe) is about that of one egg white.

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(@ronaldo)

Posted : 05/10/2006 9:39 am

maybe sperm has evolved over time it could have realised that wanking causes acne therfore changed into some kind of cure for acne. it is a viscous circle though, its like you have to make your acne worse first to get rid of it later

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(@sehnsucht-67)

Posted : 05/10/2006 9:44 am

LOL I'm sorry I just find that sick someone jerked off then rubbed it on their face....

 

 

 

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(@Anonymous)

Posted : 05/10/2006 11:39 pm

Didja ever think it could be a hormonal problem? Everytime you wank, it causes a cascade of hormonal reactions throughout your body. I doubt it was just a mineral or vitamin deficiency. He should try supplementing with zinc and a multi, and see if it disproves my theory.

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(@susan1967)

Posted : 05/11/2006 12:13 am

Regarding original post and the several following...

 

Seminal fluid is alkaline.

 

My hubby tells me that two-ball throat cream is a good cure for all types of ailments, especially sore throats.

 

;)

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(@someone111)

Posted : 05/11/2006 1:04 am

It works, I put some of the magic stuff on 2hours ago and since then some of the red marks on my face are gone and dimples are gone

 

I recommend!

 

 

lol ur just saying that so people go running and try it, ahahahaaa

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(@sfr)

Posted : 05/11/2006 1:38 am

I won't comment on the legitimacy of the original claim (although I'm very skeptical) as I haven't tried rubbing my cum into my face yet.

 

As for the person who suggested that masturbation causes acne, I can tell you from experience that this is absolutely false. I was actually desperate enough to try this a few years ago. I went without orgasms (wet dreams not included) for about 6 weeks straight and saw no improvement whatsoever. Actually, I think it made things worse. You become very stressed out when you're sexually deprived, and it can wreak havoc on your skin. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's tried this. If it worked, it'd probably be mentioned as part of the regimen. Take it from me and everybody else who was naive enough to fall for such myths: Masturbation doesn't cause acne. Don't wase your time.

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(@iofthetiger)

Posted : 05/13/2006 1:37 am

Ohhhh man you have got to be kidding me. what I want to know is how she came (no pun intended! ha ha!) to that conclusion. that's ridiculous! then again, I would try anything to get rid of acne. I wonder how her husband feels about providing for her.

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(@candy84)

Posted : 05/20/2006 12:45 am

 

 

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day

 

 

Whaa? Why not? :D If there's chemisry and time...

 

 

It works, I put some of the magic stuff on 2hours ago and since then some of the red marks on my face are gone and dimples are gone

 

I recommend!

 

 

Omg! Can u take some before and after pics?

 

I think this should be the New SKIN REGIMEN on acne.org

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(@walkthewire)

Posted : 05/20/2006 12:52 am

*Covers eyes*

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(@lolboy)

Posted : 02/05/2007 9:44 pm

This has to be true because every night I wipe my semen all over my butthole and I don't have any acne there.

 

Cool, thanks for the tip. I'm definitely going to do this because I like putting my semen all over myself anyway. :)

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