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Shit-faced

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  1. Can't decide between two guys? Do them both. Everyone wins.
  2. I usually just turn down the volume and jack off to those hot women. Kelly Clarkson especially. She's so cute and plump -- I just want her to sit on my cock and wiggle while I grasp her breast and massage her clit.
  3. Fat mature women getting pounded by two monster cocks simultaneously. Then watching the cum drip from her pussy when she tightens and thrusts her muscles.
  4. You should look into being an overnight loading dock operator/stocker for Wal-Mart. Pretty much everyone else working the graveyard shift is there because of their own 'disabilities.' They will sympathsize.
  5. Don't feel so bad. Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
  6. You talked to your crush?! I've never gotten past the stalking part.
  7. That's good to hear. Let's just hope he doesn't get caught xeroxing photos of his wang.
  8. Acne and acne scars are off-putting, and degrade your overall "hottness." For example, there's a beautiful Kirsten Dunst look-a-like at my local grocery store. I want to ask her out, but I don't like that she has acne. It's just unacceptable to me, my parents, and my friends. I'm a firm-believer that acne can be controlled, and from the looks of it, she's not doing anything about it (because it's gotten progressively worse over the past couple weeks). I don't want a girl that practices poor hyg
  9. It's not appropriate in the porn industry. Girls only want one volcano, and that's your penis.
  10. Wait...your flute instructor is a guy? He's either gay or a pedophile. I think you should quit.
  11. Obtain some Valium via online pharmacy, and take a good amount before you go to bed.
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