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un-tuck your penis from in between your butt cheeks?? omg. priceless.
Happy Sweetest Day!
Dammit fckin shit! I missed your call. I tried calling you back. Were you in the streets with Keeley?
You don't even want to know how many times I've listened to my voicemail.
Shoot! We were trying to keep it a secret! Shh.
That dog is so damn cute!
I knew you'd go out tonight! And I have a question, how come the same people are checking out both of our profiles? Do you think they know about our torrid love affair? Hey, I didn't tell anybody.
Sounded like you were at Grand Central Station in the middle of a raging thunderstorm!
OK that was rude! What did I say?!?!
I'd smuggle Jujubes into the theatre with you any day. And did I tell you I carry a flask in my knickers? Let's bring Jose and Jack!
Let me get this straight. You're at a strip club sober while I'm at a church fair drinking beer. What's wrong with this picture?
omg-like music to my ears. I'm still giddy.
When does the giddiness go away?
Happy Birthday Laura!
Your name cracks me up.
I dated a Chris Hanson in college.
Thanks for the sweet comment once again. Have a great semester!
Happy Birthday, you cutie!
Lifehouse and Goo Goo Dolls.
Thanks for the sweetest comment ever, my amigo!
You are going to be sooooooo
Only subwayed it once. Walked so much I had blisters on my feet. Took the subway to 125 street and then the bus to Laguardia. A little scary but i'm tough!
Your city is unbelievable!
I was intrigued, enthralled, overwhelmed. Absolutely amazed.
Did my pm make any sense?
So I'm in Food Lion smelling the cantaloupes and what do I hear coming through their speakers?!
"You're my satellite..." Guess who immediately sprang into my head?