Forgot your password?
Are you trying to tell me you're a woman?!?!
Yeah, I can't stop looking at it. It's driving me crazy!
I had an awesome day!
I can't compete with that doll...she's hot!
Thought you'd like that...
Hell, forget my birthday...It's Morgan Freeman Day!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!
Where have you been Cutie Boy? I've missed you!
That has GOT to be one of the funniest user names eva!
Thanks for tonight. You are truely amazing. I owe you bigtime.
But....I wasn't done with you...come back..please come back.
How was your trip?
If I take a pic with my hand on my head, can I be one of your friends too?
Yeah if only I were 10 years younger and married to a millionaire...
Easter just isn't Easter without Peeps. But I warned you!
Happy Birthday! Man, these years fly, don't they?
Happy Happy Leap Day!
Did you get my text? It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks.
and I give the love right back to you...How was the lobster ravioli? YummO I presume.
omg I totally missed your birthday. I'm so sorry. Well Happy Belated B-day and congrats on being legal in the U.S.!
Well, my dear, the only way you'd know that is if you were stalking him yourself!!!
Happy Birthday Gorgeous!