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Aysia

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  • Birthday 05/25/1906

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  1. If you feel shit then remember that nothing ever stays the same and situations are forever subject to change; the state that you are in now will be replaced by one that is superior tomorrow. Whether you care to see this as superior or inferior is how you determine this state. May you find the way.
  2. Despite what has already transpired here, I'm still positive that we can make a better contribution to this thread for those that seek to be amazed by the smallest things; for some people are amazed by miracles; the mediocre by wordly talk. However, the thinking individual is he who finds amazement in even the most inferior things; that is where I want to be.
  3. WHAT'S THE TIME MR. BARTENDER? IT'S TIME TO BUY ME AN ORGASM FOO!
  4. Who could EVER turn down a face like that?
  5. Beside the road it lay! A carpet of brightness Sunshine fallen to the ground Close for all to see!
  6. Men who have long hair sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks and then experiment by waving an 18c gold carrot in our face. They pretend to get emotionally upset when everyone asks them what gender they are but deep down inside they love the thrill of being a part of the great unknown. Blame it on the Tampax man 'cause he comes to collect his taxes too early. Long-haired men have too much oestrogen.
  7. When you go to a slumber party then you have to lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. If your friends complain, assure them, "It's my right!"
  8. LMFAO Fuck BeneFit! Playsticks is perhaps the worst foundation stick ever; the texture is right on par with sea sludge and the array of colours are disappointing too. If you have a ruddy complexion and dislike foundation, however, I'm going to be nice and recommend Get Even Face Powder which is excellent as the neutral yellow base counteracts facial redness. Just stay away from their skincare line since it is very much comedogenic. What people need to realize here is that 'flirtatious' makeup
  9. OH GOLLY DAMN THAT JIMMY! Hey guys, did you know that "faggot" also means "a bundle of twigs"? Isn't that the goddamnedest, son of bitchedest thing? Quick! I want to burn me some faggots!
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