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Sperm fights acne?

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Just like many things I've read things saying that semen does help acne and other things that say it doesn't.

Maybe its a placebo...in which case swallow the sugar pill !!! lol

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That's pretty gross......


36 year old female, mother of 2 (hopefully they won't inherit this plague) with acne since 14 & sick of it!

Started Sotret/Claravis March 11, 2007.

1st Month 30mg/day - Claravis

2nd Month 60 mg/day - Claravis

3rd Month 60 mg/day - Sotret

4th Month 60 mg/day - Claravis

5th Month 60 mg/day - Sotret

6th Month 60 mg/day - Sotret

Completed Sotret/Claravis September 17, 2007 (Clear & loving it!!)

Products I used while on Sotret/Claravis:

Aveeno Ultra Calming Foaming Face Wash

Cetaphil Moisturizer 15 SPF (as needed)

Eucerin Dry Skin Therapy Lotion (as needed)

Aveeno Intense Relief Medicated therapy Lip Balm w/Oatmeal, Shea Butter & Jojoba Oil

Aquaphor - for lips at night

Contact Wearer - Systane Lubricant Drops


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It's my sperm in a box!

Seriously though, I'm looking into this haha. Bet it smells better than ACV to. :dance:



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We're not talking about STOPPING having sex. Doing it once a week seems alright-> You keep your %#@ zinc and get rid of the wastes :D

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day :dance:


Current regimen

AM

1. Wash with Clinique Liquid Face Soap in Mild

2. Clinique All about Eyes

3. Paula's Choice 2% BHA Liquid (a few times a week)

4. Lancome Bienfait Multi Vital spf 30

PM

1. Apply Jojoba oil to dry face and tissue off to remove makeup

2.Wash with Clinique Liquid Facial Soap in Mild

3. Paula's Choice 2% BHA Liquid

4. Wait 30 minutes and apply Tretinoin (generic Retin-a) .05% 2-3 times a week

Twice a week

Alpha Hydrox Intensive AHA Revitalizing peel (14% Glycolic AHA) to fade redmarks and reveal smoother skin.

I am about 99% clear!

Thanks to Acne.org and MUA for all the skincare info I could ever want!


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What about swallowing it?

I wouldn't put it directly on my face...

but...

...

HAHA.


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First & foremost.. this is SICK... sorry not the thread.. the thought of it... YUKKKKKKK!!

Second... Yes I have heard that... - this lady (down the street).. said she did that to achieve her great looking skin - but really, she probably seeked attention - and bragging about what she was gettin ... perhaps?

One day a few years ago, she was over once and my mom complimented her skin and that's what she said right off-... I was even SHOCKED she's answered infront of my mom as she had. - GROSS -

I just about puked. :sick: .. - perhaps, she was just bragging...

But she is a bit on the heavty side - they do say fatter chicks have better( healthier) skin- and not all of them are so lucky to have a hubby let alone b/f... hahaha = so how odd ..

One last point... Some ppl would have some serious skin-reactions or allergies due to some acid or liquid found either in semen or ejacultaion fluids ( Welt like redness, slight rash like bumps as hives and constant itchness).... so not all semen could be considered ehmmmmm... SAFE?... Besides.. ~ if your 100% convinced to this ... be certain he is tested from STD's.. & or... CLAMIDIA....( which could affect acne prone skin more let alone your system) Clamidia is fungal like disease which if you leave into skin even on a tiny spot as a PORE,,, close-pores w/ COLD water or NOT... if it breathes into your bloodstream won't be pretty... not for a female...

Never tried it... and even if I had ACNE today..- I still wouldn't..... :sick::wacko:

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Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. :P


"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"


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Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. :P

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A couple things in response to posts today.

Want to know more about semen?

Wikipedia to the rescue: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

-Yeah I suppose it would need to be said only to do it /w someone semen you trust...such as a husband or boyfriend, but a good point.

-People mention that you may have a reaction to it. Indeed you may have a reaction to all sorts of things your skin comes (pun intended) in contact with. So if you do want to try it...try it in a small area first like your lower neck rather than covering your entire face. Heck some people have reactions to things like neosporin. According to wikipedia it is rare (under the "Semen allergy" section on the wiki page listed above)

-I'm not sure what to say if you would swallow semen but not put it on your skin...that just seems odd.

-As I've read before and above on the wiki page, "semen of a disease-free individual is harmless on the skin." So there is really not a large deal about trying it, if nothing else it simply helps to dry out the skin a bit as it dries just as many of the simple acne products do. Haha but I do agree it can throw some people for a loop. If you don't use it...it's just wasted, so even if its a placebo why not.

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Sperm, or at least my sperm, gets crusty after a while. Sometimes after a wild night I find myself waking up and it seems as if my member has been superglued to the side of my knee. Ok, the side of my thigh. Upper thigh. Whatever, it seems like it would require some serious scrubbing to get the dried stuff off of your face is what I mean to say.

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Could be used as a peel to? Least you don't wake up with it in your hair. :ghost:


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Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? :drool: ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

Hmmmmmmm.....

I might bottle my sperm and sell it on ebay as an acne cure!!!

LOL :lol::lol::lol:


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Sperm, or at least my sperm, gets crusty after a while. Sometimes after a wild night I find myself waking up and it seems as if my member has been superglued to the side of my knee. Ok, the side of my thigh. Upper thigh. Whatever, it seems like it would require some serious scrubbing to get the dried stuff off of your face is what I mean to say.

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that's why it's not sold on EBAY..lol

haha, it's not sold on ebay because you are not allowed to sell bodily fluids, body parts, etc...human or other animal on ebay. Back when the Ebay terms were much smaller I was reading what you could and could not sell, and thats what it said listing a "bear gall bladder" specifically as an example LOL I guess that is used for something.

People can try to put stuff up but they'll take it down...although we could start a black market selling clean pre-tested semen :clap:

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oh god, I tried cum on the face once.

Does not work.

Do not try it.

Disgusting.


The euphoria happens so fast, but the forgetting happens so slow.


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This theory is quite obviously BS....but I like girls thinking this is true maybe I can open up my own special dermalogical office. Any ladies that want to give this method ago I'm here to help!......what an awesome job that would be...

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I have heard of this before and I actully tried it with my "Husband" boyfriend at the time of trying it lol.. anyways it made my face very red and hot :redface: (I left it on for 5mins), hated it never will try it again. :clap:

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This same topic came up in an episode of Nip/Tuck - it ended up being the main ingredient in some new cream one of the characters came out with.


>>Just another acne sufferer looking for permanent relief<<


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Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? :drool: ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

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