Hahah. My friend said this looked like an Herbal Essences ad.
So anyway, wow. My skin is actually looking fairly decent for once. I found a regimen that I'm finally willing to stick with for a while. It combines a lot of exfoliation (honey + aspirin - morning and night; BHA - morning; AHA - night) with 10% benzoyl peroxide medication also at night. So far, it's working like a charm.