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I hate the cold toilet seat in the morning. helps to wake me up though

I second this. cold toilet seat , burrrr!!!

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Isn't it odd that when you are looking for something that has been misplaced and in a hurry (like misplacing your car keys before you have to go to work) you always have to pee.....What's up with that??

mmmmm????? maybe you just have a bladder problem?

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Bad news for all the Dan fans... I think I found out why the CSR gel is so amazingly awesome. Some have compared its strength to Chuck Norris. Probably because Dan STOLE the formula from the man himself!

Super top secret spy photos show Dan warming up to Norris at an Acne convention in 1998.

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I am deeply outraged

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I find it lame when people wear sunglasses at night or indoors. :cool:

My brother really hates the song "love hurts" so I played that song really loud next to his ear at 5am :D.

He retaliated by waking me up the next day at 4 am telling me to wash the dishes.

It snowed today! :angry:

My shih tzu's in heat. :confused:

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I like really unhealthy sandwiches.

I REALLY want the magic bullet kitchen appliance. It just looks so freaking cool. It makes everything in like 30 seconds! (Have y'all SEEN the infomercial?!)

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I once peed in my friend's little brother's shoes...he wore em the next day to school.

I am very selfish!

I would like a pet monkey!

Got an awesome haircut from the barber today!

Going to see the Dermy tomorrow.

I once at jello pudding and didn't realized my friend had spit in it.

I am always paranoid, I feel like someone is watching and following me....like my next door neighbor, whom I have never even met yet, and I've been here for like 7 years. And the neighbor's accross the street, its like someone always moving in and out of the place every other month....I know I've researched and said some things over the net b4 that might tip off the feds.

Fook this...I'ma go find some food!

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I find it lame when people wear sunglasses at night or indoors. :cool:

My brother really hates the song "love hurts" so I played that song really loud next to his ear at 5am :D.

He retaliated by waking me up the next day at 4 am telling me to wash the dishes.

It snowed today! :angry:

My shih tzu's in heat. :confused:

What was with the snow, thunder, and lightening yesterday?????

Isn't it odd that when you are looking for something that has been misplaced and in a hurry (like misplacing your car keys before you have to go to work) you always have to pee.....What's up with that??

mmmmm????? maybe you just have a bladder problem?

No, I don't it's only if I'm looking for something that I lost or misplaced......I can hold it for ages if I have to......

It's like the frustration of misplacing something triggers bladder contractions or something....I don't understand and I won't even try to understand.....

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Had to write a poem for stupid writing class.

I wrote it about bread becasue i was bored.

Be warned, it's weird......

There once was a mixture of dough.

Some say it was holy.

But one real fact is known for sure.

This dough was not moldy.

The blessed baker walked in the door.

He went to work on the dough.

He would roll it back and forth.

Sometimes shouting, “Heave, ho!�

He stuck the dough in the oven.

In a greased pan he did.

He turned the oven to 350.

He was as happy as a kid.

The holy dough rose splendidly.

Trying to touch the sky.

But it could only rise so far.

For this loaf was a rye.

He took the loaf out of the oven.

The bread was no longer dough.

The baker was awe struck with amazement.

For the loaf had a holy glow.

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