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So, i was coming out of the snooker hall.. i played 5 frames and lost 3-2.

I started my journey home, it was just getting dark and this guy jumped out dressed in a nun costume and asked for my bloody wallet.

i was like wtf?!

i said no, then he went for my legs with something. I tried to move but he got me, i felt a numbness and i knew i had been stabbed.

i sat on the edge of the fountain in pain and watched the guy jog off into the night, i reached for my mobile phone and dialed 999.

eventuully the ambulance turned up, the paramedics helped me into the back, i small chinese man took one look at me and commented on how bad i have been beaten up! he said looks like you took a good few punches!

i said "ummm its my leg" and he looked away in embarrassment.

I WANT TO DIE. DAMN YOU ACNE, DAMN YOU TO THE FIRY PITS OF SATANS URETHRA!

Much love, Jug#2.

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Holy shit, are you ok? Did he get your wallet?

:shock: wow- unlucky! Yeh, did he get the money? At least it was just your leg...

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So, i was coming out of the snooker hall.. i played 5 frames and lost 3-2.

I started my journey home, it was just getting dark and this guy jumped out dressed in a nun costume and asked for my bloody wallet.

i was like wtf?!

i said no, then he went for my legs with something. I tried to move but he got me, i felt a numbness and i knew i had been stabbed.

i sat on the edge of the fountain in pain and watched the guy jog off into the night, i reached for my mobile phone and dialed 999.

eventuully the ambulance turned up, the paramedics helped me into the back, i small chinese man took one look at me and commented on how bad i have been beaten up! he said looks like you took a good few punches!

i said "ummm its my leg" and he looked away in embarrassment.

I WANT TO DIE. DAMN YOU ACNE, DAMN YOU TO THE FIRY PITS OF SATANS URETHRA!

Much love, Jug#2.

Wow hope your ok. But you dont seem to care about the stab wound. Yes acne sucks.

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i didnt lose anything, im more emotionally damaged than physically.

:cry::( aww- please dont feel too bad about it. I'm sure your skin will clear..it sucks, but put it in perspective, you will be your old self again

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im 36 years old and attacked by a man in a nun costume, THEN insulted my a little chinese man.

i cant see thing perking up anytime soon :(

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Is this final cut? what happened to jugband 1? anyway..hope ur OK

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wolfkeeper banned me for pretending to be sparticus, from the film. i was only joking about AND i know for a fact hes trying to get someone banned now for saying 'wanker'

hes a mental case

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So, i was coming out of the snooker hall.. i played 5 frames and lost 3-2.

I started my journey home, it was just getting dark and this guy jumped out dressed in a nun costume and asked for my bloody wallet.

i was like wtf?!

i said no, then he went for my legs with something. I tried to move but he got me, i felt a numbness and i knew i had been stabbed.

i sat on the edge of the fountain in pain and watched the guy jog off into the night, i reached for my mobile phone and dialed 999.

eventuully the ambulance turned up, the paramedics helped me into the back, i small chinese man took one look at me and commented on how bad i have been beaten up! he said looks like you took a good few punches!

i said "ummm its my leg" and he looked away in embarrassment.

I WANT TO DIE. DAMN YOU ACNE, DAMN YOU TO THE FIRY PITS OF SATANS URETHRA!

Much love, Jug#2.

lol, this is some funny shitz. :lol2: nun mugger?

Hope you're alright, though :angel:

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Well yesterday I watched the FBI, CIA and 50 cop cars pull up to this house just down the street from me where they found two dead bodies.

I'm ready to believe anything.

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