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Guest tenshigirl25

i dont think Justin ever left..

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SOMEBODY TELL A JOKE OR SOMETHING..... :rolleyes:

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He

immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the

guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask

you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same

stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow

turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do

you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss

nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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SOMEBODY TELL A JOKE OR SOMETHING..... :rolleyes:

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He

immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the

guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask

you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same

stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow

turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do

you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss

nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

hehe :D

ok here is another joke

Missing Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

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SOMEBODY TELL A JOKE OR SOMETHING..... :rolleyes:

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He

immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the

guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask

you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same

stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow

turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do

you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss

nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

lol..thats a good one...i would tell one but people would think im racist,and im not.

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hehe :D

ok here is another joke

Missing Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

LOL! :lol2:

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Uh, these jokes are shite, I think it's funnier when people just hurl abuse at each other.

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Guest · Jake ·

Justin is the only person that makes this place interesting.

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