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Teenagers acne spells ''arse''

Some of the ads on the site that hosted this article weren't exactly appropriate, so I've removed the link and re-posted the article and picture here:

Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

Monday, March 09, 2009 by Sunday Sport.

SPOTTY teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E. The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from cruel classmates.

But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong. I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror. I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”

But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them in his mum’s concealer were in vain.

He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it. They keep calling me ‘Craphead Slaphead’ and shouting things when they see me in the corridor. The other day some of the bigger lads dragged me into the toilet and tried to flush my head down the shitter because they said that’s where an arse belongs. It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”


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seen the same pic online before and that crappy site just edited it.

Yep, can tell already.

Same zit on the top right is the same on his cheek a little out by his nostril. And one zit on the E is the same as one on the left hand side below his chin. Can't compare all day though

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