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Emotions play a certain role with acne. A lot of people have found that when they're stressed or unhappy, they break out more. Plus, stress just plain sucks.

So this is a thread for smiling. Laughing. Post jokes, funny pictures, funny stories, etc. Talk about things you like.

Like dancing bananas ;)

And good jokes.

Like why do cellists stand outside of people's houses?

Because they can't find the key, and they don't know when to come in.


What's the difference between a violin and a cello?

1) A cello burns longer

2) A cello holds more beer

3) You can tune a violin

Why is a violin solo like a bomb?

Because once you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.


Post your own ;)

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Here, these were my two favorite jokes when I was, like, five:

Q. How does a baby whale cry?

A. Blubber, blubber, blubber!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster, a dog, and a ghost?

A. A cock-a-poodle-boo!

LMAO, okay, they still make me giggle. They're so cheesy and innocent. : )

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Smiling reminds me of how crooked my teeth are. ._. ;;

but I think this is a great idea :]

Let's see.. jokes...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 "8" 9.

(it's cheezy I know! XD; )

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“A high school in England is going to teach a class in Elvish - the language that is spoken in ‘The Lord of The Rings’. Not surprisingly the Elvish language has no words for girl, date or kiss.â€

-Conan O' Brien

When I first heard that joke, I laughed like crazy and I have never forgotten it all these years.

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CelloIsLove, Seeing as you seem to appreciate orchestra jokes:

What do you do with a dead viola player?

Move them back a chair.

What's the differance between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

If you are in the desert and you see a good viola player, a bad viola player and an oasis which should you head for?

The bad viola player; the rest are mirages.

I have a friend who plays the viola, she loves it when I tell her these jokes :boohoo:

And a little number joke for NewDae:

There were two cats and they were having a boat race, the English cat was called One Two Three and the French cat was called Une Deux Trois, which cat won?

The English cat; because the Une Deux Trois Quatre Cinq (sounds like the Une Deux Trois cat sank).

Ezento98 and TheAssasin you should check out Bill Bailey



We sang this to the lecturer in my Ancient Greek lecture, it made no sense at the time but hey!


(my favourite is the Argos one, but I don't know if you have Argos in America)

Now for one of my favourites:

What did Mary Poppins say to the waiter?

Super cauliflower cheese but the eggs were quite atrocious

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