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How to start a conversation with a girl

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Tell her:

"There was a frog that jumped into a lake. A bird sang a song on a day break. A loose heart fell from my shadow. A broken wallet hit the floor. A sad man came and said hello, he jerked and cried, and said "that's the door." He said "let me be with my widow, and I asked if "he'd come along." Then the bird ended his song, and the frog came out of the pond. The bird was alone and faced the abyss, the frog had not a princess to kiss. A shimmer of light came from the north, a juxtaposed soul told both to go, and a vally of greens opened up to me, and I left the man, the bird, and the frog. I cut a tree and made a log, to stroll the stream made from their tears. The bird sang a minor key, the frog payed a brothels fee, and the man was left to be. I picked up my heart and offered it to you. The problem with those three: they wouldn't share what they thought was theirs, now I offer it to you: my bird, my princess, my widow, of affairs, will you take it, and set me free? "

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Tell her:

"There was a frog that jumped into a lake. A bird sang a song on a day break. A loose heart fell from my shadow. A broken wallet hit the floor. A sad man came and said hello, he jerked and cried, and said "that's the door." He said "let me be with my widow, and I asked if "he'd come along." Then the bird ended his song, and the frog came out of the pond. The bird was alone and faced the abyss, the frog had not a princess to kiss. A shimmer of light came from the north, a juxtaposed soul told both to go, and a vally of greens opened up to me, and I left the man, the bird, and the frog. I cut a tree and made a log, to stroll the stream made from their tears. The bird sang a minor key, the frog payed a brothels fee, and the man was left to be. I picked up my heart and offered it to you. The problem with those three: they wouldn't share what they thought was theirs, now I offer it to you: my bird, my princess, my widow, of affairs, will you take it, and set me free? "

Last line was weak, but it was a spur of a moment thing.

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I'd for for a joke or something, that's cute. If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

xD

Or, if you're really into her and you're brave enough, compliment her. Even if it turns out she doesn't like you in that way, it'll make her feel good.

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