Thekingisfresh 0 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I just say cocky stuff to myself. (i dont suggest saying these out loud, it will only make u look like a douche) its better to walk with confidence, than be cocky.In all honesty guys, you have to believe you are the fucking SHIT because you are. Just think..the best people are the people who are confident..Imagine the 350lb black lady with a g string, a tight dress, a perm, some jewelry, high heal stilettos and bright ass red lipstick...Her anklet is holding on for dear life. She goesnt give a Fuck what you think because she KNOWS damn well she looks fine, and shes gonna go to the club, get her groove on and every man in the club will be like "damn she has guts, lemme get that number"Dont down yourself before you have even gone out, brush it off your shoulder and BE THE SHITYou miss 100% of the shots you dont take. Some things you can say to yourself or reply to others with:-"god gave me acne so i would be handicapped and give other guys/girls a chance to get girls/guys"- Random guy: man your face is fucked Me: Yea i know, i break out everytime i have sex Random guy: Oh.. that's like.everyday. Me "Exactly"(only works for guys)- most of the time, if someone mentions ur acne, they have a flaw too..just find it. Dandruff: Is it snowing in here? Typical cheerleader/Prep: At least acne goes away..unlike std's Fat: Why are you staring at me?...is there food on my face? Jerk guys: Putting down people because you have a small penis is cool! (sarcasm) Little kids: Santa isnt real (lol im cruel)get out there and show the world, ya i got acne, but im the shit and you know it.People should be lucky just to KNOW you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kaley 2 Share Posted January 4, 2009 i love this! very inspiring.tomorrow i'm going to look in the mirror and say "I'm the shit!" haha.thanks for posting this. its remarkable! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HORSE The Man 0 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I have to say that your method doesn't sound all too bad. Although if someone says something about your acne, just ignore it or agree with them, they won't know what to do.I too am going to wake up tomorrow and tell myself I'm the shit lolHell, I'm the shit right now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hodget17 0 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I do try this from time to time, telling myself that 'im the shit' when im feeling a bit down, but problem is it seems to wear off pretty quick, and then i go back to realising im not really the shit...but what the hell, tomorrow, first thing im gonna say is "I'm the Shit!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
itsnever4ever 0 Share Posted January 5, 2009 yea u guys. just think like this: it's the way u think that makes u feel so negative, this is just a phase in your life and lots of people(look on this site) as experienced just like you if not worse, if that person can make so much freinds with the way their bad skin looks why can't i?, ..and the list goes on............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ToanWLOHA 0 Share Posted January 5, 2009 LMAO this is the best post ever. good advice dude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oxymoron 34 Share Posted January 5, 2009 "Santa isn't real"Ha ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mark*21 0 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Another good post, glad I read this! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
UC 951 0 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Lol.Yeah I agree with this modified version. The way I deal (try to deal) with my looks is, I know I look like shit.. meaning, I'm not going to go around claiming I'm hot to everybody rather I'm not going to have my face determine my every next move. If I want to say a certain thing, I'll damn well say that shit. Acne/acne scars made me keep to myself, but i'm normally quite extroverted. Best of both worlds, attack your acne and do what you can to get lookin' good again, as well as be yourself and show that you have more character than somebody next to you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ezento98 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 IM TEH ISH BITCH!! WHAT AM I SAYING, WE'RE ALL TEH ISH!!!!BITCH!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbarb 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Easy said then done. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zeezoo27 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 LOLoh man, i think you're officially my idol...thanks for that made my day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Upt0wN3r 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 LOL Loved the Mutha F-ing post, i try and think the same way but deep down inside i feel down butt ugly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heres johnny 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 lol, this post is awesome, but i wish i could just not give a #$%@ about acne anymore. its honestly something i am having problems overcoming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mm..Brian.. 16 Share Posted April 27, 2009 This post really made me smile, thanks! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyga 67 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Funny post. I'll have to try this at school sometime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scotty93 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 What does her being black have to do with anything? Lol jk But, man, I love that handicapped joke. I'm going to have to try that, although kids don't really joke on me about acne. You must be smoother than Smooth Scotty, though. Nah, nobody is smoother than I. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kyza 2 Share Posted April 27, 2009 This is the funniest post ive read in aaages. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spacetravler 0 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I have always thought I am "the shit", acne havent got to me. I usually think as you typed that I would just have too much confident if I was acne free lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
