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K I got this joke from someone yesterday, it made me laugh a little bit. It's the best I got right now!

You are riding a horse full speed.

A giraffe is beside you, and an elephant is in front.

A lion is behind you.

What do you do?

Get your drunk ass off the carousel!


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That's hilarious, Sweetheart! I've got to remember that!

My contribution only works if you like cats

They've got a great translation of it here, very funny! I've never seen people match up words with animals so well!

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everyones stuff was funny :clap:

i remember something funny i heard:

an old man was walking through the forrest and saw a turtle. he bent over and picked the turtle up and carried it with him. suddenly the turtle started talking. the elderly man was so startled he dropped it. the turtle said to the man, 'if you kiss me i will turn into a beautiful princess.' the man bent over again and picked the turtle and put it into his pocket and kept walking. the turtle was surprised and said, will you not kiss me. the man said, 'sorry but id rather have a talking turtle'

i prolly butchered the joke but thats the best i remember it

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