paul_ 0 Share Posted February 15, 2004 ok i was wondering if there is a way 2 get rid of a hickie fast? my girl friend gave me a hickie right on my neck(she said she was claiming her territory lol) its huge like 3 quarters put together. i just dont really feel like walken around with this huge red think on my neck lol anyone got any ideas? -paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dohdamnnotagain 0 Share Posted February 15, 2004 ...dude, hickies are nothing to hide, brotha! Anybody ask, you be like "Yo, shizzog, I got this offa mah girl, you dig? If ya ass don't, I bust a cap" (Excuse the ghettoness) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenaphile 3 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Yeah, hickies are cool if you're under 18. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skunkanansie 0 Share Posted February 15, 2004 no hickies are never cool. next time ask her to do it (if she feels she must) somewhere a bit more discreet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul_ 0 Author Share Posted February 15, 2004 ...dude, hickies are nothing to hide, brotha! Anybody ask, you be like \"Yo, shizzog, I got this offa mah girl, you dig? If ya ass don't, I bust a cap\" (Excuse the ghettoness) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Animal 0 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Hickies are only cool if you're under 16, if that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swordfish420 0 Share Posted February 15, 2004 hickies are never cool. They don't even make any sense. I've never gave one or received one. I'd punch any girl that did that shit to me on purpose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dohdamnnotagain 0 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Ahem, in plain english, I'm saying, you can't really speed the process of them going away... Also, I'm saying it's not really a big deal, I think you people are a little to paranoid. And what's the deal with the under sixteen thing...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenaphile 3 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Also, I'm saying it's not really a big deal, I think you people are a little to paranoid. And what's the deal with the under sixteen thing...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brolly1 0 Share Posted February 16, 2004 u can scrape the hicky off a bit by a spoon twisting on it, itll speed up the process Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pokey_the_penguin 0 Share Posted February 17, 2004 i never really got much out of the spoon method. the only semi-effective method for lessening hickies i've found is taking a cap of some sort, like a lipstick or chapstick cap, and twisting it for a couple of minutes. i've also tried it with a plastic soda cap or water bottle or whatever -- do that at your own risk, it hurts like a bitch, way worse than a chapstick cap because they're often ridged and have little nasty bits of plastic. a magic marker cap might work too. press the cap over the hickey and twist it around and around without letting up on the pressure for a minute or two. it will hurt, and it will leave you redder and a big cap-sized indentation on your skin, but that will go away (ice it if it's really bad) and it'll generally "pull" some of the hickey out of your skin (but not all!). it's a pressure/vacuum thing as far as i can tell. obviously if your hickey is too big for the size of your cap, just use the cap over several sections. the last step is to train whoever gave you the hickey never to do it again. i find the best way to do this is: "you're cut off." good luck, let us know if it works. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skunkanansie 0 Share Posted February 17, 2004 or perhaps you could just hide it with the collar/neck of a sweater or a scarf until it goes away. as it gets smaller, you can tell ppl its a bruise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites