Mandy Ann 1 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Umm wtf do people actually use pick up lines?? Anyways I know some that are pretty funnyDo you believe in love at first sight?? Or do I have to to walk by again.If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?Haha so lame...I like those. Honestly, when someone's funny, that's all it takes for me Not as if anyone wanted to know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sound*of*Silence 2 Share Posted October 27, 2007 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mortally 0 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Thanks Blythe. <3I like to take the dorkiest sayings ever... and put a sexy suave on them. That's how I do my thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenten 1 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Me too Mandy if a guy really did say something so goofy to me and I liked his look etc I'd think he was funny & kinda cute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wanabeacnefree 0 Share Posted October 27, 2007 I can't stand one liners, but this guy asked me to dance once, when I said "no thanks" he said "I s'pose a fuck is outa the question then?" I just had to laugh, then I said "well since you asked" we both proceeded to have a laugh and a bit of a chat, but he never got this girl.Now, flirting...that's another kettle of fish! I love flirting, it boosts the ego harmlessly.If the guy had been cute and had an aussie accent... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sweetheart519 3 Share Posted October 27, 2007 loser guy: was your daddy a baker?me: umm..no ummm..why?loser guy:because he gave you a nice pair of buns.me: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scar_Tissue 6 Share Posted October 27, 2007 I like pick up lines I think thy're cute lol... I've heard a few but I can't really recall any now that I wanna think of them. its probly the fact of esteem that im easily flattered if any guy takes the time to say such things to me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Effendi 14 Share Posted October 27, 2007 I like pick up lines I think thy're cute lol... I've heard a few but I can't really recall any now that I wanna think of them. its probly the fact of esteem that im easily flattered if any guy takes the time to say such things to me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WonderBread 0 Share Posted October 27, 2007 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoobydoobydoo 0 Share Posted October 27, 2007 lol pickup lines...i dont get a lot of pickup lines, but i must look like a kind and empathetic person bcause to try and pick me up guys often start telling me there entire life story...yawn!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mommy & Wife 0 Share Posted October 27, 2007 I've not really gotten any pick-up lines that I can think of...they usually just do what Michael does and introduce themselves which is so much nicer. I had this one "guy"(choosing my words wisely) come up to me and french kiss me out of nowhere. I think he was looking for me to be shocked and pissed. He was a little stunned when I kissed him back. His face was priceless when I then grabbed his junk and twisted really hard."Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"Woah, woah. This is kosher, but my post wasn't, Wynne? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sound*of*Silence 2 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I had this one "guy"(choosing my words wisely) come up to me and french kiss me out of nowhere. I think he was looking for me to be shocked and pissed. He was a little stunned when I kissed him back. His face was priceless when I then grabbed his junk and twisted really hard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rakbs 1 Share Posted October 30, 2007 "If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snack 0 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caribou 0 Share Posted October 30, 2007 can I get a quick female opinion on something: would you date your best friend's ex? duh... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lameness 0 Share Posted October 30, 2007 can I get a quick female opinion on something: would you date your best friend's ex? duh... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WonderBread 0 Share Posted October 30, 2007 "If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caribou 0 Share Posted October 31, 2007 can I get a quick female opinion on something: would you date your best friend's ex? duh...Only if she didn't mind and if they had a clean break up that was 6+ months ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lameness 0 Share Posted October 31, 2007 can I get a quick female opinion on something: would you date your best friend's ex? duh...Only if she didn't mind and if they had a clean break up that was 6+ months ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caribou 0 Share Posted October 31, 2007 so west coast huh? I once had someone tell me that the girls in the west coast are hotter than in east coast... do you know any of them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lameness 0 Share Posted October 31, 2007 so west coast huh? I once had someone tell me that the girls in the west coast are hotter than in east coast... do you know any of them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slyguy 0 Share Posted October 31, 2007 want to go back to my place and pop some pimples Quote Link to post Share on other sites
