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Sexy Sexy Beard Dandruff



So I think my dermatitis is improving. It's moved from the painful red stage to the really flaky stage. I'm pretty convinced that I'm so hot right now. Half my face is flaking off and the other half is an oil rig. My beard has dandruff which a coworker tried to pick off me this morning, maybe thinking it was food or something. Dear God! I mean Scarlett Johansson will you marry me?

My forehead is still really oily and I have two big fat pimples on the right hand side. They're gloriously red. Thank Zeus I have an emo -ish fringe (by emo-ish I simply mean black and a fringe, emo was so 2006) to keep it somewhat hidden.

I must keep up the regimen, I must keep up the regimen. My skin will clear, my skin will clear. Doesn't this sound wonderful?! Speak and the universe will make it happen right? I love to hate New Age spiritualists. But then so does everyone. But it doesn't matter, they're so one and centred in the universe that they don't notice anyway.

Love, peace and good vibes out.


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