What have I done today to make me feel pro-o-oud? (Miranda reference) Well, my computer kept freezing on the 'Welcome' screen so I went all techy and investigated (by 'I went all techy' I mean I bashed the keyboard with two fists, then out of desperation rolled my head across it back and forth for 5 minutes) I clicked something good eventually and safe mode turned on without freezing on a black screen. I fired up Nortan and found 3 tracking cookies which is nothing really, but 6, yes, 6 Trojan.Malijava horses, which at first I thought meant I had spilt some horse-based curry on my computer, but after investigating it actually meant I had 'holes' in my java and needed to update it.
All fixed now but all of this worrying has turned on some protective maternal switch where I will not let any strangers (my family count as strangers) near baby Acer. I feed him a nutritious diet of electrical charge, plugged in constantly to make him nice and fat, and I feel the need to scan every 30 minutes. My poor little baby has been through a lot these past few hours cradles Oh dear, I think I need to change somebody's mousepad!
I forgot to mention that I've been kept on 30mg. I wanted to be put up, and my derm wanted me to be too but she called in 'the boss' (who, may I add, was very attractive) and he refused (who, may I add, was not attractive at all). I doubt I'll be finished for Christmas now but oh well, need to trust our doctors don't we?... mutters and grumbles.
And to end: 'She sells sea shells on the sea shore', which to be honest is the main cause of her problems. She would make a lot more money if she sold them somewhere where you couldn't just pick them yourself, and don't get me started on Humpty Dumpty!
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