"Use toothpaste!" No.
"Just wash your face everyday!" Really? Because I hadn't thought of basic hygiene before.
"I use xyz and I never get spots!" Because you don't have acne you f*cking imbecile. It'd be like me saying to someone with cancer "I drink tea everyday and I never get cancer!"
"You'll grow out of it in a few years!" I hope so, but it doesn't make me feel any less sh!tty right now. I'm 22, I don't want to look 16. I appreciate the sentiment of this one though.
"Eurgh! I've got a huge spot, I look gross!" I try so hard to be sympathetic, but it's hard with this one.