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Posted 06 May 2006 - 03:54 PM

nice trick

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 03:58 PM

I was watching this homemade porno one time and the guy asked the woman who was 42 how she kept her skin looking so young and she said because of all the sperm...so it could be true...i really don't know.

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 08:54 PM

madness....

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 02:55 AM

QUOTE(VegasMike @ May 6 2006, 02:58 PM) View Post

I was watching this homemade porno one time and the guy asked the woman who was 42 how she kept her skin looking so young and she said because of all the sperm...so it could be true...i really don't know.


Of course she would say that. All women in porn videos have to pretend like they like sperm on their face. lol.gif



sorry if I ruined any fantasies there...

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 02:40 PM

what a funny post!!! eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif
cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE(pimplequeen @ May 8 2006, 06:40 AM) View Post

what a funny post!!! eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif
cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

eusa_dance.gif



ahhh how interesting, semen contains a lot of other minerals, zinc is so important in the repair of skin, so masturbating does seem to be an aggravator of acne, at least for males

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 04:26 AM

QUOTE(pimplequeen @ May 7 2006, 09:40 PM) View Post

what a funny post!!! eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif
cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

eusa_dance.gif


Hold on a second...if he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks this obviously means he didnt make love/have sex with his girlfriend(your friend) for this lenght of time....if he was that concered with losing zinc he could have eaten lots of grains and meat/fish instead of sacrificing making sweet music with his woman...the lenghts some people go to amazes me

I do agree with you about "ingesting it"(you have a nice way with words) though...makes more sense biggrin.gif

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 07:31 AM

wait a sec here...
Doesnt sperm also contain materials which a male needs to take out of his body. There has been a study which showed that men who wank twise or more per week live longer and have less chance of getting cancer. I guess "overdoing it" will make your skin worse. Oh yeah and I do notice improvements when I keep it on the low. smile.gif

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 01:23 PM

We're not talking about STOPPING having sex. Doing it once a week seems alright-> You keep your %#@ zinc and get rid of the wastes biggrin.gif

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day eusa_dance.gif

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 05:53 PM

QUOTE(Vykent @ May 8 2006, 12:23 PM) View Post

We're not talking about STOPPING having sex. Doing it once a week seems alright-> You keep your %#@ zinc and get rid of the wastes biggrin.gif

I really don't think that humans are meant to cum twice a day eusa_dance.gif

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 06:14 PM

*Goes and jerks off*


brb gonna go put some of that stuff on

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 06:18 PM

very gross i wouldnt try it unless i never told anyone and i did it in privacy with my own.

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 07:15 PM

It works, I put some of the magic stuff on 2hours ago and since then some of the red marks on my face are gone and dimples are gone

I recommend!

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 07:23 PM

LOL I'm sorry I just find that sick someone jerked off then rubbed it on their face....

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 12:03 PM

QUOTE(Hawkeye @ May 8 2006, 11:26 AM) View Post

QUOTE(pimplequeen @ May 7 2006, 09:40 PM) View Post

what a funny post!!! eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif eusa_clap.gif
cause was just talking about something similar with a friend recntly...

she said her boyfriend suffers from really bad acne on his back and he was out in the garden digging with his shirt off and his back looked really clear so she asked him how come he had not spots? and he said he handnt had a wank (jerked off) in a while..

we looked confused so he explained his theory..

semen contains lots of zinc, so he reckoned if he wanked off he was loosing lots of semen,so he did an experiment where he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks and he noticed his skin greatly improved!!

so perhaps the woman shouldnt have been "applying it" to her face but rather ahem "ingest it"

though as others have said..there may be better ways!!!

eusa_dance.gif


Hold on a second...if he didnt "offload" for 2 weeks this obviously means he didnt make love/have sex with his girlfriend(your friend) for this lenght of time....if he was that concered with losing zinc he could have eaten lots of grains and meat/fish instead of sacrificing making sweet music with his woman...the lenghts some people go to amazes me

I do agree with you about "ingesting it"(you have a nice way with words) though...makes more sense biggrin.gif





im sure it was just a coincidence that his skin cleared up after refraining for 2 weeks, cause if a man doesnt wank or have sex he will have wet dreams where it will come out in his sleep with out him knowing untill he wakes up in a mess in the morning!

and your right which is worse-life with acne?or no life with no loving (with self or others) ??

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 08:38 PM

LOL...You know probably some guy got this theory going and helped spread it around the world just to encourage the facials...

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 08:54 PM

masterbation causes acne and semen gets rid of it? someone try it please.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 03:19 AM

It aint the sperm, folks, so your sperm count and the lifespan of sperm are irrelevant. Sperm is almost entirely DNA. It's the semen that carries the zinc, protein, and other nutrients.

Seriously, though, several anecdotes doesn't mean this shit actually does anything. I'm all for women swallowing or rubbing my semen into their faces, but it aint like there's anything special in it. The main ingredients: vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc. The protein content in an average ejaculation (somewhere around 7cc, I believe) is about that of one egg white.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 08:39 AM

maybe sperm has evolved over time it could have realised that wanking causes acne therfore changed into some kind of cure for acne. it is a viscous circle though, its like you have to make your acne worse first to get rid of it later eusa_think.gif

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 08:44 AM

QUOTE(Avery @ May 8 2006, 09:23 PM) View Post

LOL I'm sorry I just find that sick someone jerked off then rubbed it on their face....



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