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So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? :drool: ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D


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I wouldn't know. I know sperm is high in protein, which can be helpful to ease wrinkles. I honestly wouldn't know, though. You could try googling some reasearch, though.


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I have heard the same thing quite a few times. I know a lady that has done "it" every sunday for decades. It sounds believable. I mean, there's some good stuff in semen-proteins, live cells, etc. The whole time i have been with my boyfriend, i never thought to actually do it. It doesn't appeal to me. I don't think i could stand having it on my face for that long and smelling it. :think:

If I can find more positive info on it then i guess I would give it a shot....pun intended!

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this post is pretty sick lol

im sure there are better products in the market that u can put on ur face

rather than love-juice lol

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this post is pretty sick lol

im sure there are better products in the market that u can put on ur face

rather than love-juice lol

yeh theres other ways to treat acne like urine :lol:

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Whoa, you got balls posting such a controversy (no pun intended :dance:)

But it is a fact that this works. Now I wouldn't go putting just any old man's sperm on you face though. :lol:

Healthy sperm contains a high concentration of Zinc which in turn nourishes the skin. Sounds pretty sick but may be cheaper and far more effective than anything you can buy.

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P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

baby, if you want to try it, i'm just a click away. ;)

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Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? :drool: ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

Wow your from chicago too, hit me up if you ever need help with that..jk

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lol, this can go in several directions, and only a few will lead to good results, funny topic, wonder what the admin makes of it.

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I'm pretty sure my sperm count is high and healthy! Any one want to test this theory of sperm as acne treatment? Preferbly a female subject :D

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Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.

She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.

I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? :drool: ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)

She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available :D

Hmmmmmmm.....

I might bottle my sperm and sell it on ebay as an acne cure!!!

LOL :lol::lol::lol:

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lol, this can go in several directions, and only a few will lead to good results, funny topic, wonder what the admin makes of it.

:lol: Admin was the 1st one to respond!

Anyway, I guess I should have known better than to ask a male audience about sperm and get a serious answer :D

I have an idea, why don't all males on here try it for the next week and then report back to me with results? ;)

I'm dead serious....DO IT!

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The only constant in life is change.

You don't always get what you want, you get something better.

Pursue that which is worthy of the pursuit.


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how about no, and i dont think that will work, and does anyone know if sperm is non-comodogenic or not, perhaps they should make a product that contain sperm/moisturizer/bp/lemon juice/cucumberjuice/every other juice/salilyicacid/and whatever else you can think of, including urine, it saves you a lot of trouble

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Oh yeah, that will happen...(not).

Anyway, it would be pointless for them to bottle up sperm since its life is limited to something like what,

72 hours?

Something close to that anyway.


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You don't always get what you want, you get something better.

Pursue that which is worthy of the pursuit.


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wow.. learn something new everyday. dont think i will try shooting myself in the face tho lol


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she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm

i like the way its worded "she TAKES her husbands sperm" :think:

lol

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MAC of course it would work if its your own sperm. Acne doesn't disciminate. Go for it.

Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm. Only 1% of semen is actual sperm.

I have recently finished developing a product similar to the makeup of semen, that isn't as gross. This All Natural Acne Mask also has a whole lot more to offer as well. Also it is FREE! just like most semen lol.

You will pay no shipping and handling in exchange for before and after photos and/or a review of our product. Before/After participants will be guaranteed a trial of our product. Thanks.

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MAC of course it would work if its your own sperm. Acne doesn't disciminate. Go for it.

Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm. Only 1% of semen is actual sperm.

I have recently finished developing a product similar to the makeup of semen, that isn't as gross. This All Natural Acne Mask also has a whole lot more to offer as well. Also it is FREE! just like most semen lol.

You will pay no shipping and handling in exchange for before and after photos and/or a review of our product. Before/After participants will be guaranteed a trial of our product. Thanks.

ALL NATURAL ACNE MASK click here

AllNatural,

'I have recently finished developing a product similar to the makeup of semen', have you really you must be worn out lol

I do not want to know what u have put in your masks and I will not be purchasing but thx anyway...lol

I cant believe over 300 people have read this thread so far and I am 1 of them! lmao. Still at least the salesman got there plug in. Whatever next, faeces facemasks, I see it now the FF Mask, kills acne but attracts flies....

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I'm calling my girlfriend now.....

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WOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome, I have a pretty healthy boyfriend, eats well, takes care of himself. But he drinks too much coca cola, Hmmmm... I guess that wouldn't help out matters much there can you imagine the carbon coming out of there!! But I second the notion of having all males try it and report back to us, make sure you eat healthy greens that week!!! :lol:

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wow.. learn something new everyday. dont think i will try shooting myself in the face tho lol

ROFLMAO!! :lol:

This comment had me going for a few minutes.

I believe I say this from all (straight?) guys when I say:

I wouldn't touch my sperm intentionally, let alone put it on my face for half an hour. That's the kind of stuff sick people do IMO. I can understand why females would feel turned on by having it on their face and I think a girl using this method is OK.

PS. Healthy donor here :dance:

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I was watching this homemade porno one time and the guy asked the woman who was 42 how she kept her skin looking so young and she said because of all the sperm...so it could be true...i really don't know.

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madness....

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