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#1 candy84

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:02 PM

Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.
She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.
I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? eusa_drool.gif ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)
She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available biggrin.gif


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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:03 PM

I wouldn't know. I know sperm is high in protein, which can be helpful to ease wrinkles. I honestly wouldn't know, though. You could try googling some reasearch, though.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:15 PM

I have heard the same thing quite a few times. I know a lady that has done "it" every sunday for decades. It sounds believable. I mean, there's some good stuff in semen-proteins, live cells, etc. The whole time i have been with my boyfriend, i never thought to actually do it. It doesn't appeal to me. I don't think i could stand having it on my face for that long and smelling it. eusa_think.gif

If I can find more positive info on it then i guess I would give it a shot....pun intended!

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 07:44 PM

this post is pretty sick lol

im sure there are better products in the market that u can put on ur face

rather than love-juice lol
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE(Dami3n @ Apr 28 2006, 08:44 PM) View Post

this post is pretty sick lol

im sure there are better products in the market that u can put on ur face

rather than love-juice lol

yeh theres other ways to treat acne like urine lol.gif

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 10:23 PM

Whoa, you got balls posting such a controversy (no pun intended eusa_dance.gif)

But it is a fact that this works. Now I wouldn't go putting just any old man's sperm on you face though. lol.gif

Healthy sperm contains a high concentration of Zinc which in turn nourishes the skin. Sounds pretty sick but may be cheaper and far more effective than anything you can buy.


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Posted 01 May 2006 - 01:16 AM

QUOTE(candy84 @ Apr 28 2006, 07:02 PM) View Post

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available biggrin.gif


baby, if you want to try it, i'm just a click away. wink.gif

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 07:17 AM

QUOTE(candy84 @ Apr 28 2006, 07:02 PM) View Post

Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.
She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.
I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? eusa_drool.gif ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)
She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available biggrin.gif


Wow your from chicago too, hit me up if you ever need help with that..jk

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 11:05 PM

lol, this can go in several directions, and only a few will lead to good results, funny topic, wonder what the admin makes of it.

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 12:31 AM

I'm pretty sure my sperm count is high and healthy! Any one want to test this theory of sperm as acne treatment? Preferbly a female subject biggrin.gif

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 04:30 AM

QUOTE(candy84 @ Apr 29 2006, 01:02 AM) View Post

Sorry if this is a repeat by any chance...

So, yesterday I talked with a woman that is 35 and who has really beautiful skin.
She told me that she has been battleing acne since she was 14, right until 5 years ago.
I asked for her secret, and she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm (I don't think I need to explain how? eusa_drool.gif ) and she puts it on her skin for at least half an hour (eew?)
She claims it has done wonders not just for her acne but also wrinkles.

Does this sound a bit far fetched? Anyone tried it?

P.S. If it worked for someone else, then while I'm at it, I'd like to say that I'm single and available biggrin.gif


Hmmmmmmm.....

I might bottle my sperm and sell it on ebay as an acne cure!!!

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 04:48 AM

QUOTE(Someone111 @ May 2 2006, 12:05 AM) View Post

lol, this can go in several directions, and only a few will lead to good results, funny topic, wonder what the admin makes of it.



lol.gif Admin was the 1st one to respond!

Anyway, I guess I should have known better than to ask a male audience about sperm and get a serious answer biggrin.gif

I have an idea, why don't all males on here try it for the next week and then report back to me with results? wink.gif

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 06:41 AM

how about no, and i dont think that will work, and does anyone know if sperm is non-comodogenic or not, perhaps they should make a product that contain sperm/moisturizer/bp/lemon juice/cucumberjuice/every other juice/salilyicacid/and whatever else you can think of, including urine, it saves you a lot of trouble

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 07:00 AM

Oh yeah, that will happen...(not).

Anyway, it would be pointless for them to bottle up sperm since its life is limited to something like what,
72 hours?
Something close to that anyway.


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Posted 02 May 2006 - 12:44 PM

wow.. learn something new everyday. dont think i will try shooting myself in the face tho lol
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 02:05 PM

QUOTE(candy84 @ Apr 29 2006, 01:02 AM) View Post

she told me that at least 4 times a week she takes her husband's sperm





i like the way its worded "she TAKES her husbands sperm" eusa_think.gif

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 02:59 PM

woudl this eokr if its your own sperm? smile.gif
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 07:39 PM

I'm calling my girlfriend now.....
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Posted 06 May 2006 - 11:24 AM

WOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome, I have a pretty healthy boyfriend, eats well, takes care of himself. But he drinks too much coca cola, Hmmmm... I guess that wouldn't help out matters much there can you imagine the carbon coming out of there!! But I second the notion of having all males try it and report back to us, make sure you eat healthy greens that week!!! lol.gif



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Posted 06 May 2006 - 12:19 PM

QUOTE(BMWfreak @ May 2 2006, 07:44 PM) View Post

wow.. learn something new everyday. dont think i will try shooting myself in the face tho lol


ROFLMAO!! lol.gif
This comment had me going for a few minutes.

I believe I say this from all (straight?) guys when I say:
I wouldn't touch my sperm intentionally, let alone put it on my face for half an hour. That's the kind of stuff sick people do IMO. I can understand why females would feel turned on by having it on their face and I think a girl using this method is OK.

PS. Healthy donor here eusa_dance.gif