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Why masturbation MIGHT cause some acne!

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Err...I'd just like to point out that aborigines do NOT live in the Amazon rainforest. :liar:

They live in Australia.

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what?! every disease is caused by something we did or are doing? oh man, that is sooooo stupid. i have endometriosis...that is a disease and quite an unpleasant one! there is absolutely nothing i can do, could have done, or could do to cure it. it is not hereditary. i was born with it. you are an idiot! don't spread lies like that you ass.

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dudeman: Nothing you are saying has any scientific basis to it at all. You are uniformed and ignorant.

Where's the evidence for your claims? Put up or shut up.

I probably have had worse acne than half the people on this board.

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dudeman: Nothing you are saying has any scientific basis to it at all. You are uniformed and ignorant. 

Where's the evidence for your claims? Put up or shut up.

I probably have had worse acne than half the people on this board.

What does this have to do with anything? That makes you an expert? How about we find someone with even WORSE acne, they must know way more than you.

EVIDENCE. Put up or shut up.


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Man, I'm glad I'm a woman. Masturbating gives me a healthy glow that improves my skin.


Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

-Oscar Wilde


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so dudeman...nothing more to say about how "every disease is caused by the things we do"? yeah, maybe you figured out how much of a dumb ass you sounded like, and you decided not to elaborate on such an assinine statement.

well i'd just like to clarify that like endometriosis, acne is NOT caused by the things we do to ourselves. i will agree that diet has some effect on acne (even though it hasn't been proven) but some people get acne and some people don't. if diet was the only cause of acne, everyone who didn't eat well would have it. obviously some people are just born with the genes to get acne and some people aren't...before i had acne i could smear butter all over my face, and not shower for days, and eat whatever i wanted, and i never got a zit...then my hormones started kicking in and changing. now, i can't control my hormones by quitting smoking, doing liver cleanses, eating all the right foods, or anything short of hormone therapy. as long as my hormone are out of whack, i will keep getting acne...end of story.

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so dudeman...nothing more to say about how "every disease is caused by the things we do"?  yeah, maybe you figured out how much of a dumb ass you sounded like, and you decided not to elaborate on such an assinine statement. 

well i'd just like to clarify that like endometriosis, acne is NOT caused by the things we do to ourselves.  i will agree that diet has some effect on acne (even though it hasn't been proven) but some people get acne and some people don't.  if diet was the only cause of acne, everyone who didn't eat well would have it.  obviously some people are just born with the genes to get acne and some people aren't...before i had acne i could smear butter all over my face, and not shower for days, and eat whatever i wanted, and i never got a zit...then my hormones started kicking in and changing.  now, i can't control my hormones by quitting smoking, doing liver cleanses, eating all the right foods, or anything short of hormone therapy.  as long as my hormone are out of whack, i will keep getting acne...end of story.


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o.k. don't call me a doofus because i have read your posts and i'm telling you right now that my endometreosis is not caused by genes from "generations of Westerners who have broken down the gene pool through poor eating." it just is. and endometreosis is what causes me to have messed up hormones...i know that it is caused by malfunctioning organs, but the only cure for endometreosis is a historectomy, and seeing as how i may still want to have kids that is not a viable option for me. so nothing i eat, cleanse, or do will help my acne because i will still have endometriosis...

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o.k. don't call me a doofus because i have read your posts and i'm telling you right now that my endometreosis is not caused by genes from "generations of Westerners who have broken down the gene pool through poor eating."  it just is.  and endometreosis is what causes me to have messed up hormones...i know that it is caused by malfunctioning organs, but the only cure for endometreosis is a historectomy, and seeing as how i may still want to have kids that is not a viable option for me.  so nothing i eat, cleanse, or do will help my acne because i will still have endometriosis...

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maybe if you didn't make statements such as "Every disease is caused by something we did or are doing, unconsciously or not" i wouldn't be quite so hostile. it is just such a bitch having the disease and then to have someone say that it is my fault...well, it is upsetting.

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Anyway, I meant that generations of poor eating and the breakdown of genes have caused the genetic acne phenomenon, not the disease you have. I haven't yet studied endometreosis enough to make any statements about it in particular.


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Anyway, I meant that generations of poor eating and the breakdown of genes have caused the genetic acne phenomenon, not the disease you have. I haven't yet studied endometreosis enough to make any statements about it in particular.

Let's try this again. Do you have ANY credible evidence, training, or qualifications to lend any validity to the wild claims you make? Any at all? These are extreme claims. Extreme claims require a lot of evidence to back them up.

For one, I suspect you are just talking a bunch of theories with no credible evidence.


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Anyway, I meant that generations of poor eating and the breakdown of genes have caused the genetic acne phenomenon, not the disease you have. I haven't yet studied endometreosis enough to make any statements about it in particular.

Let's try this again. Do you have ANY credible evidence, training, or qualifications to lend any validity to the wild claims you make? Any at all? These are extreme claims. Extreme claims require a lot of evidence to back them up.

For one, I suspect you are just talking a bunch of theories with no credible evidence.


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I'm quotalicious. Quotific. Mega-quotable. Quotaramadingdong. :blink:lol.gifbiggrin.gif


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Anyway, I meant that generations of poor eating and the breakdown of genes have caused the genetic acne phenomenon, not the disease you have. I haven't yet studied endometreosis enough to make any statements about it in particular.

Let's try this again. Do you have ANY credible evidence, training, or qualifications to lend any validity to the wild claims you make? Any at all? These are extreme claims. Extreme claims require a lot of evidence to back them up.

For one, I suspect you are just talking a bunch of theories with no credible evidence.

They aren't very extreme claims if you actually think about it. I'm a naturopathic medicine student who studies Western medicine as well. I'm currently a student and as such have no "qualifications", and no one is forcing you to believe what I'm saying. My knowledge at this time is based on my studies, first hand experience, and experience with other people. I'm certainly not going to lose sleep over it. I'm very busy during the day and I can only spend a few minutes here at a time.

If people actually got past their being offended and understood what I'm saying, they'd see that it's true. Genes have been deteriorating over the last few generations, and many MD's acknowledge that as well. Our bodies did not evolve to eat the junk that most people eat on a regular basis, and the genetic de-evolution of sorts has been causing the more-or-less modern phenomenon of genetic (and otherwise) obesity, acne and skin problems, liver toxicity and it's effects (including "depression"), and a myriad other ailments.

As for my comment about diseases, if you cared to look you'd see that I corrected myself by saying "most diseases", which is what I originally intended. We live in a universe based on "cause and affect" scientific principles, and as such, everything is caused by something. Be offended, be very offended.


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I'm still waiting for your "Dr. Price" revelation. Sounds like he should have been able to make the diet/acne connection without a shadow of a doubt. Or have you dropped that argument because you have to actually supply some evidence?

The medical community has not been despondant. That's your value judgement that is entirely wrong and without any basis in fact.

Yep, I'm grouchy. Yep, I'm sensitive. I do help people. I just don't make up stuff and pass it off as fact. I help people by exposing all the BS that people like you try to pass off as fact.


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I'm still waiting for your "Dr. Price" revelation. Sounds like he should have been able to make the diet/acne connection without a shadow of a doubt. Or have you dropped that argument because you have to actually supply some evidence?

The medical community has not been despondant. That's your value judgement that is entirely wrong and without any basis in fact. 

Yep, I'm grouchy. Yep, I'm sensitive. I do help people. I just don't make up stuff and pass it off as fact. I help people by exposing all the BS that people like you try to pass off as fact.


'Till you clear the inside you ain't gonna clear the outside.


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LOL These masturbation/Acne things always come up every month and there is always some new theory to link it all together. It cracks me up.

Just a couple of points

1. Acne is due to bacteria. How does masturbation/sex affect bacteria?

2. Girls. How often do you masturbate?. Why do girls also get acne and almost always either never masturbate or do not do it that often and in any case does there orgasim fluid (sorry I dont know the technical term) have zinc in it to.

I got these next points from a site from "English for purity":

Warning signs that your child is Masturbating!

1. Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't Masturbate have acne.

2. Is your teenager depressed? If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy the most likely cause is Chronic Masturbation.

3. Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there Masturbating!

4. Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.

5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there!

6. Does your teenager have Liberal political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by Self-Abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies.

7. Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to Masturbate, either.

8. Does your child deny Masturbating? Very few teenagers will openly admit to Masturbating!

9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

Preventing and Treating Teen Masturbation

If your child Masturbates, there are steps you can take to stop the problem. If your child doesn't Masturbate, there are things you can do to prevent it.

1. Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of Masturbation.

2. Monitor your family's use of the restroom. Not only will this prevent Masturbation, it will prepare your teens for today's workplace, where corporations are stepping up their surveillance of employees' bathroom usage.

3. Kill your television. There is absolutely nothing of value on television. Everyone should be reading their Bibles or working, not watching filth like Baywatch or Star Trek.

4. Control your child's reading material. Screen everything your child brings into the house. Do not allow anything even remotely stimulating. Get up early in the morning and go through the newspaper cutting out all of the pictures in the Underwear ads. Burn them before your teenager wakes up.

5. Use corporal punishment. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Although outlawed by Socialists in many places, a good, sound thrashing has always been the best cure for the unruly child.

6. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.

7. Understand your child's language. There are dozens of slang terms for Masturbation in use by today's teenagers. You should be familiar with them. Click here for a list. There are many other lists available on the Web. Don't use these slang terms around your children! If you must refer to Masturbation, use the term "Self-Abuse."


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I'm still waiting for your "Dr. Price" revelation. Sounds like he should have been able to make the diet/acne connection without a shadow of a doubt. Or have you dropped that argument because you have to actually supply some evidence?

The medical community has not been despondant. That's your value judgement that is entirely wrong and without any basis in fact. 

Yep, I'm grouchy. Yep, I'm sensitive. I do help people. I just don't make up stuff and pass it off as fact. I help people by exposing all the BS that people like you try to pass off as fact.

I can tell that you're so hostile that you can't properly read posts that inflame you, since you seem to have missed so many things that I've said in my posts, especially my last one. That's ok.

Unfortunately, you're supposed "exposing" of our so-called "BS" has no basis, as you can't seem to provide any significant source that denies our findings. I find it almost crazy that you'd go out of your way so often to deny something that you have no clue about in the first place. Since I'm a student of health and medicine and you're apparently not, I am more informed, more well read, and have more reasons for saying the things that I do than you do. That's the simple fact.

As for the Dr., it slipped my mind. I can probably find you a link soon. Unfortunately, finding things for grouchy, rude dweebs on message boards isn't high on my priority list.


Locnar

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I'm still waiting for your "Dr. Price" revelation. Sounds like he should have been able to make the diet/acne connection without a shadow of a doubt. Or have you dropped that argument because you have to actually supply some evidence?

The medical community has not been despondant. That's your value judgement that is entirely wrong and without any basis in fact. 

Yep, I'm grouchy. Yep, I'm sensitive. I do help people. I just don't make up stuff and pass it off as fact. I help people by exposing all the BS that people like you try to pass off as fact.

I can tell that you're so hostile that you can't properly read posts that inflame you, since you seem to have missed so many things that I've said in my posts, especially my last one. That's ok.

Unfortunately, you're supposed "exposing" of our so-called "BS" has no basis, as you can't seem to provide any significant source that denies our findings. I find it almost crazy that you'd go out of your way so often to deny something that you have no clue about in the first place. Since I'm a student of health and medicine and you're apparently not, I am more informed, more well read, and have more reasons for saying the things that I do than you do. That's the simple fact.

As for the Dr., it slipped my mind. I can probably find you a link soon. Unfortunately, finding things for grouchy, rude dweebs on message boards isn't high on my priority list.


'Till you clear the inside you ain't gonna clear the outside.


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