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#1 Monkeypie

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:08 AM

I want to try a juice fast for a few days and see what happens. This is a big step for me. I'm reading lots of stuff on the internet and on these boards. Can anyone recommend a good book on the subject?

Also, all them sites say that I needs me a good juicer. I am not only broke, but I'm a tightwad when I do have money. Is there another way, or is it worth the money for the healthy goodness? Is there a brand that's better than the others? (Whenever I ask that to the internet, it tries to get money out of me. doubt.gif ) I have a hand-mixer. Is that a waste of time?

I'm very excited about this and expect JC's full support.
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:11 AM

What's a juicer?
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:36 AM

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You know, a juicer.

Or, were you making fun of my question?
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:37 AM

This one's definitely a knee-slapper! ::slaps twice::
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:44 AM

Huh? You're making my head hurt with your crazy talk.

Just buy me a juicer, okay?
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:48 AM

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Just buy me a juicer, okay?

Ok...I'll see what I can do. My minds' going a mile a minute!
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 12:55 AM

Yeah, thanks for the support and advice about my quest, liver-boy!
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 02:24 AM

I just bought a juicer. sad.gif sad.gif

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I'm investing in my health, right? Money is no object, right?
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 02:40 AM

Its a very nice juicer, im sure when you are over the JUICE FAST you would knock up some wicked cocktails.

All you need to do now is change the name of this thread. biggrin.gif

I NOW HAVE A JUICER AND IM EVEN MORE BROKE.

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 03:34 AM

Your comments are funny and sad. biggrin.gif/ sad.gif

I was just lying in bed, trying to sleep. I'm tossing and turning but thinking only of my new juicer. I'm thinking of all the healthy wonderful things it will do and how jealous my friends will be when they see a more energetic, happier, glowinger Monkeypie. They will say, "Monkeypie, you have always been sexy, but lately, you are REALLY energetic and happy and glowing, what's the deal?" And I will smile. And they will say "We've also noticed that you are broke" And I will smile and say, "It was late one night and I suddenly wanted a juicer as I was posting on an acne message board." They will have no further questions or comments for all will be explained.

Now, I can't sleep and I want a burrito.
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 08:09 AM

i need a juicer i dont like any kinda juice thats not freshly squeezed how much did you pay for it its really nice and that chrome and black one will go great in my kitchen.besides i sick of drinking only water!you have to try carrot and apple with ginger yummy

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 10:11 AM

I saw this Juicer for 150$$$

Just not on some site. Damn, Im not near to be broke, but this is damn expensive for a college student.

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 10:57 AM

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They will say, \"Monkeypie, you have always been sexy.

So do your "real-life" friends call you Monkeypie too? :-s

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 03:47 PM

Yes. Monkeypie is my name. sad.gif

It was a pretty penny. But it will be my new best friend and we will dance and play together. I can't wait to save so much money on my health when I'm a thriving beautiful old woman.
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 04:19 PM

Impressive though...so you just up and went to buy a juicer at 3am? That one is top-notch!

There are three-types of juicers out there. And the one you bought is one of them. =D> Am I helpful or what? biggrin.gif
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 04:26 PM

Yes, I purchased a juicer at 4am. I am a wild woman. JC, you offered to pay for half, right?

******, no, that is much too much work. Come visit me and I'll make you fresh juice and we can be beautiful and glowing together.
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 04:34 PM

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Yes, I purchased a juicer at 4am.  I am a wild woman.

You did? Must be those New York sidewalk vendors everyone keeps talking about.
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JC, you offered to pay for half, right?

Yes I did! While you promised to send me half of all the juice you make. (I have my straw ready) user posted image
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 05:59 PM

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Yes, I purchased a juicer at 4am.  I am a wild woman.

You did? Must be those New York sidewalk vendors everyone keeps talking about.
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JC, you offered to pay for half, right?

Yes I did! While you promised to send me half of all the juice you make. (I have my straw ready) user posted image


I didn't go to a store. DUH. I used a little something I like to call "the internet" maybe you've heard of it?
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 06:07 PM

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I didn't go to a store.  DUH.  I used a little something I like to call \"the internet\" maybe you've heard of it?

Aaaawww...so no more buying fake rolexes on NY streets now? I gotta go to eBay... sad.gif
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 06:33 PM

They're fake?!!! But... but... the guy said it was...


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