Ok, I decided to try it
I'm sick of the expensive treatments which give no results- lasers, peels,antibiotics, homeopathy, cremes, BP, retinoins - I probably spent smth like 10,000$ and more. I am determined to get a glowing complexion and no after acne red marks! They've been staying there for 4, 5 years and if putting urine on my face will help them, so be it!

I am a student-to-be-supporting-herself-on-her-own and constant IPLS and whatever arent an option xD Not to mention that they dont work. I want to go on trips with other people without having to wake up hours before the others to apply new makeup and sleep with my makeup on.
So - its 3pm here and I took a very very clean shower lol, then peed in a cup (it was quite transparent really, but its because of the water I drank) then washed again. Hopefully the alcohol that I consumed last night wont make too much of a difference : D (Still hungover after a 21st birthday)
After I finished, I stared at myself in the mirror and took a sniff at the cup - "not that bad, but definitely pee lol". Then I took a cotton pad and dabbed my whole face, thinking "pls dont let my mum and dad smell it on my face xD" Then I washed the cup, ran to my room and sprayed it with some perfume. My mum obv came at some point and asked - wow, why did u spray it so much??? I was silent lol. I hope she didnt smell any pee.
In any case - its tingly and Im scared to lick my lips : D I think because of the whole "shower and then pee almost crystal clear liquid in a cup", that the whole thing isnt that gross...I couldnt wait for the evening to come, so I'll do another dabbing before bed

wish me luck!
I've got another IPL session on the 9th and I hope those two are compatible

Will keep you updated. For those that are grossed out - I am desperate and having a low self esteem with a degree in business isnt healthy and wont get me a job. I am being realistic. It may be toxic, it may be toxic nuclear waste for that matter, but if it brings results, scientists must reconsider the whole "excrement" hypothesis. It reminds me of the "hair deal". Everyone are grossed out by fallen hair which tangles around ur toes in the shower, but the same hair on your head it's completely fine.
Never the less, I will run like hell if someone tries kissing me or staying too close...After all it does have a bad odor and drinking, touching other person's pee isn't healthy for reasons I think is irrelevant to explain.
Oh and my acne is severe

Cysts and red marks, saturated on the cheeks, uneven skin tone, black pores etc. It's not extremely horribly bad, but it's still extremely bad.
EDIT:
So, a day passed and I would say I am seeing some nice results. The first half a day my skin went bright red : D I wasn't very pleased, but went on, good thing I did

. Now the skin is very soft, which is a surprise, because it was feeling like shit due to some allergic reaction I had because of the retin a (that's why I am considering stopping it /= too bad) Some of the redness is gone and I had some pimples on my chin due to alcohol abuse and dirt that are slowly dying out. I am washing only with cetaphyl and water.
More info:
I don't do sports while at home for the holidays and as its heavily snowing lately I rarely go out to get more fresh air. I weight 49 kilos. I dont know whether it is relevant but I'll say it either way

. I am quite white - according to the clinique foundation matrix I am 02 fresh ivory or the lightest for MAC (dont get this stuff - too thick and orange + makes u look old and wrinkly). Brown hair and brown eyes.
My diet these days :
Supplements - vitamin C, E - because of the damn allergy
Day - 0.5
Breakfast: cake
Lunch: some chicken with tomato sauce and mash potatoes with a tomato/cucumber salad, (applied urine for the first time at 3pm)
Dinner: some fish with coleslaw
Snack - nuts
Day 1
Breakfast - cake
Lunch - chicken soup with chips and cheese - I went skiing : D
Dinner - meatballs with salad and white soft bread
As you can see my diet is far from perfect and I still see results
I applied the urine 3 times. Once at 3pm when I started, then at night, then in the morning, however I washed it off after 10/15 mins as I went skiing. I will try applying it twice every day
What I do is dab some urine with a cotton pad and gently massage it in my face - I do it with 2 pads for 3 mins. Then I pour some urine on my fingers being all grossed out and making a funny face. Then, I massage the raw urine on my face.
Side note - no matter the quantity of water I drink, the stench of piss reeks. It smells - a lot. But maybe I am too fixed on the idea that I have it on my face and I am imagining things. Oh well, I will continue doing it. I dont have a camera - I have only a phone camera, but to describe the marks which is actually the main problem - they are spread a millimetre apart on the whole cheek - aka theres a lot of them *sigh*
I will drink some water before going to bed, so my urine won't smell that strong. I swear it's a killer

Oh and I sleep with a towel on my pillow so the odor wont set in the fabric
Day 2:
Breakfast - sandwich with feta cheese and tea
Lunch: pork steak with some salad
Dinner: a meatball with eggs and peppers + bread, 1 mandarin, 3 canned peaches - I love this stuff, sweet and sugary.
Tea tea tea
Some nuts, Vitamins C and B
Today I would say I have some new pimples forming (not cysts) on the chin and on the right cheek. Nothing serious though. The skin looks healthier and more even, while the old scaring (from 3 - 4 years ago) is still fading. The cheeks look kind of pinkish, but it's a different pinkish like the nice pink you get from exercising too much. However the newer scarring on my left cheek (from 4, 5 months 2 years) doesn't seem to change a lot. By scarring I mean deep red dots/marks. It is a bit disappointing, but oh well, it is still fading : )
In the morning I applied some morning urine on my face and waited for around 10 mins, then I rinsed it off...I am not alone at home and I dont want to smell like urine lol. For the night I'll apply some pre-bed urine. I'll wake up a bit earlier tomorrow - so I will be able to stay with the urine on my face for at least an hour. I didnt wash my face with anything in the morning - I just used tons of water. However, I'll wash with cetaphyl before going to bed and applying the urine. Urine reminds me of babies, I smell like babies now
Day 3:
Breakfast: cake - I swear I am almost fed up with it lol
Lunch: peace with pork, caramel creme, tomato and cucumber salad
Dinner: spaghetti with ham
I think I drink at least 1.5 litres of water.
Vitamins E, C
The pimples on my chin dont seem to change, which is unfortunate. And its quite a lot of them / =. There is no considerable change in the marks' appearance, still fading I think, but not as fast. The overall skin looks healthier though. Stayed with the urine for an hour in the morning and I just applied it for night. Tomorrow is the IPL, I wonder whether it will have a significant effect - prolly not. I wish I knew how to kill off the smell -___- so I could have it on my face for the whole day.
Edited by po4emu, 08 January 2012 - 03:53 PM.