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#21 SkoolBus

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 10:14 PM

Maybe I'm crazy, but as much as I hate acne, I think I'd rather deal with pimples, than slathering my own piss on my face when I wake up in the morning. Also I think I'd rather kiss a mug full of zits, than one covered in dry urine....just a thought...

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 11:24 PM

QUOTE(SkoolBus @ Mar 8 2006, 04:14 AM) View Post

Maybe I'm crazy, but as much as I hate acne, I think I'd rather deal with pimples, than slathering my own piss on my face when I wake up in the morning. Also I think I'd rather kiss a mug full of zits, than one covered in dry urine....just a thought...



Well, I guess that depends on how severe your acne is. Last year I had some boils on my face that I would have done anything to get rid of.

For real though, try jojoba oil with a little mix of tea tree oil in it! This stuff is for real, just read the reviews on drugstore.com or some forums here. Drinking green tea and exfoliating are very very good too! Try these before Urine, please.

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 10:08 AM

Oh my goodnes, what a funny thread... Hey have'nt you heard people that menstruation is also good for acne... eusa_dance.gif

These are pimple myth's, why is'nt there a medicine called, AcUrine... If there was one, then yay... It supports the argument but sadly no medical lab would make a medicine out of urine knowing that sodium chloride found in the urea can exarcebate the skin condition... Not unless your skin is really really thick and could widthstand any form of physical torture... Like putting acid on your face maybe... eusa_think.gif Hey, not a bad idea...



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Posted 08 March 2006 - 04:17 PM

on a more serious note...


urine contains ammonia when used for poison jellyfish or whatnot, can save your life. not sure about acne though lol

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Posted 09 March 2006 - 07:21 PM

[quote name='jordan12' date='Mar 7 2006, 01:46 AM' post='1013617']
[quote name='Hi Im Bitter' post='1012949' date='Mar 6 2006, 05:39 PM']
[quote name='macNchez' post='1010978' date='Mar 5 2006, 08:43 PM']
Bitter,
Use it and report back to us...that's the only sure way you'll know if it works or not. wink.gif
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You're right.

Folks, I'm gonna give it a go. I read that it's best to use the urine in the morning... more nutrients or some shit. Keep your eyes peeled for updates!
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT...
I tried it... a few weeks ago.
same thing, "want to try everything, bla bl bla" so I did

lasted only 5 days before I realized it wasn't doing a damned thing; not only that but it REEKED
can't say it made it any worse, though I did have new breakouts, but definitely did not improve and the GROSS factor sorta turned me off quickly

it appealed to me because it was cheap for a godamned change and seemed just quirky enough that it might work

i'm disgusted that my face is still shit but in a way I'm relieved that the pee didn't work biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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Posted 09 March 2006 - 07:43 PM

I had a former Hairstylist that did hair for models tell me a lot of models do it....she said thats why they have such awesome skin.....who knows .....what works for one person may not for another eusa_angel.gif

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:55 AM

QUOTE(KaityGrace06 @ Mar 9 2006, 07:43 PM) View Post

I had a former Hairstylist that did hair for models tell me a lot of models do it....she said thats why they have such awesome skin.....who knows .....what works for one person may not for another eusa_angel.gif


Okay... ninja.gif ninja.gif

I heard saliva works great too... And do you know, eating scabs gives you all the dietary nutrients you need in our body. eusa_dance.gif

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 11:47 AM

This thread is absolutely retarded. Why in the hell would you slather your own urine all over your face? There are acne treatments out there that will work or at least improve the condition.

On a side note...I hear not only do Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but also acne. Might wanna try talking to his manager to see where you can get some? Might be hard though since he never cries.

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 07:09 AM

If getting rid of Acne was as simple as slaping on Piss all over my face I would do it, why sure why not( sounds nasty biggrin.gif )



Go experiment and see what happens....But I'm sure it wont do anything for Cysts.

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 08:38 AM

QUOTE(Hi Im Bitter @ Mar 4 2006, 05:13 PM) View Post

Has anybody here tried it? I'm at the point where I'm willing to do anything for clear skin. ANYTHING.

Come on now dont scoop that low acne is annoying but dont let it get to you that much sooner or later your acne will go its just a matter of time and how you deal with your acne for example overwashing one of the MAIN causes because when people get acne thats the first thing they do then the acne will just get worse and worse from all the new creams and chemicals you try.

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 10:05 PM

Oh man i dont even wanna touch my own piss! putting it on my face? maybe acne is driving you nut! wacko.gif

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Posted 12 March 2006 - 07:36 PM

Just make sure you tell the girls you put piss on your face.

I would hate it if I ever found out that a guy I made out with put piss on his face.

Seriously. I mean, what if one day you get married. Are you going to hide that from your wife forever? If you do, there'll be something between you. That would bug the fuck out of me if I knew there was something weird I wasn't telling my spouse.

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Posted 13 March 2006 - 06:29 PM

urine doesn't work on jellyfish, that's a myth. Had a friend got stung by one along the gold coast, went to the hospital and told the doc that friends peed on him to ease the pain and whatnot and the doctor laughed at him and gave him the real treatment.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 12:01 PM

please give this guy a brake. There is no reason to make fun of him. Maybye urin sounds really stupid to you, but to some that has tried everything and is just looking for something to cure acne, it isnt that stupid...

Noone of you knows exactly what urin contains, and NO ONE in the world know what cures acne... so maybye, just mabye, some small thing in the urin can help to heal youre acne..

and he IS doing us a favour, he is checking for a possible cure that no one of you have the balls to complete, so theres no reason to be bithcy against him..... If it works, he will tell us, and maybye others will try and get good results, if not, he has taken a "blow" for us, since we dont have to check ourselves..

sorry about my horrible english.. im in a hurry and also im from norway eusa_whistle.gif

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 01:23 PM

This is it. I'm starting tomorrow. I swear.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 07:08 PM

QUOTE(Hi Im Bitter @ Mar 14 2006, 11:23 AM) View Post

This is it. I'm starting tomorrow. I swear.



yay let us know how it goes

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 08:56 PM

I think I'd rather have some acne than smell like piss personally

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:47 AM

pee in a bush everyday and watch it die.

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 01:58 AM

QUOTE(pheremone @ Mar 15 2006, 12:47 AM) View Post

pee in a bush everyday and watch it die.


Isn't urine like fertilizer though?

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 06:50 AM

I have a uncle that used to drink his own piss from time to time ( the dude is CRAZZZZZZZZZZY). He said it was healthy. shock.gif

I pulled out the BS flag on his ass and called it a day.





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