bulls on parade
trip to the grocery store
Started by sactown22, Feb 27 2005 01:04 PM
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#21
Posted 28 February 2005 - 02:26 AM
#22
Posted 28 February 2005 - 04:27 AM
QUOTE(Amor Amor @ Feb 28 2005, 05:45 AM)
im Apauled @ your behaviour, voilence solves nothing. You should of offered the customer in question, to sit down and talk about it over some Pie then you could both have Pie, and sought out your differences and then you may have became friends. Being a yahoo won't get you any where in life.
the sensible 1.
the sensible 1.
then she'd say "You know, pies cause acne"
#23 Guest_OnlyJoe_*
Posted 28 February 2005 - 08:30 AM
QUOTE(sactown22 @ Feb 27 2005, 07:04 PM)
so my acne has gotten a lot better in the past couple weeks. I have no active acne, just redmarks. I havent put anything on my face either for the past month. it looks like its finally leaving.. anyways i needed to go tot he grocery store to get some food. so im down in the cereal aisle bending over to get some boxes, when I get nup abruptly and startle the woman next to me. this woman is like 40 years old and the epitome of trailer trash. she says to me jesus watch out.....and then mumbles 'wash your face,' just loudly enough for me to hear as she passes me. I say excuse me what did you say. she just ignores me, but i keep following her and get in front of her cart and say what the hell did you say to me. she says get out of my f****** face. At that point, I lost it. I take the first thing out of her cart that I see, a thick bag of shell noodles and throw it across the end of the aisle, where it smashes up against the countertop where the meat is. noodles go everywhere and other customers come to see whats going on. the lady freaks out and starts pushing me, so i just begin to walk the other way, and then I dont know why I decided to but, I flip her cart over into the aisle. food goes everywhere. So I'm walking out of the aisle, customers are staring at us, food is everywhere. Just as I'm about to leave the store (I decided not to get any food) the manager and security approaches me and asks me to leave. I start explaining my case about the woman, but they start dirceting me towards the door. I figure then I might as well make a scene if I'm getting kicked out. In short, I started raging so all the customers in the lines would see me. I was just freaking out, swearing as loud as I could. Once I got near the exit, I knocked over a stand of Hershey Kisses Easter crap ( why are they putting out stuff for Easter this early?) and booked it out of there as fast as I could.
Needless to say, my trip was a disaster, but hey, I only have redmarks to fade so Im not feeling that bad at all. Plus, I got up in this girl's jeans just like Ginuwine later that night. Until next time, peeeeeeeeace.
Needless to say, my trip was a disaster, but hey, I only have redmarks to fade so Im not feeling that bad at all. Plus, I got up in this girl's jeans just like Ginuwine later that night. Until next time, peeeeeeeeace.
what can i say, peice of class.
#25
Posted 28 February 2005 - 09:54 AM
Heck, I would have taken the mgr out too with the cart. Heck why not go on a rampage. I am like this everyday anyways.
FATALITYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, MAKE IT A CRIME SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FATALITYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, MAKE IT A CRIME SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#26
Posted 28 February 2005 - 12:53 PM
Knuck if you buck, boyeeeeeee.....
#27
Posted 28 February 2005 - 02:43 PM
That's funny what you did, however you're lucky you didn't get busted for disturbing the piece or destruction of property. If it were me I would've bitched the woman out verbally and gone about my shopping.
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