Interests:If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?<br /><br />When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in ... what happens to the other penny?<br /><br />Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?<br /><br />If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? <br /><br />Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?<br /><br />If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? <br /><br />Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?<br /><br />You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have<br />no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,<br />you spend your last nine months floating. . .you finish off as an orgasm."<br /><br />Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?