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[JThomas]

I was doing nothing, but eating my pizza With mushrooms the other day when something popped in to my head: rub fresh semen on acne areas and they will be cured.

I did it and it turned out to be the miracel cure.

Seriously, just rub a layer of semen on your face or whatever, it's enough when it takes more than two minutes for it to solidify, more like 20 min.. Then don't wash your face for a couple of hours.

I know how tempting it is for a guy to abrace his own love juice on his face, but once you've done it once you'll know the easiest way to cure acne areas. Take it from me. Will obviously work for girls too

[RenegadeLamp]

I was doing nothing, but eating my pizza With mushrooms the other day when something popped in to my head: rub fresh semen on acne areas and they will be cured.

I did it and it turned out to be the miracel cure.

Seriously, just rub a layer of semen on your face or whatever, it's enough when it takes more than two minutes for it to solidify, more like 20 min.. Then don't wash your face for a couple of hours.

I know how tempting it is for a guy to abrace his own love juice on his face, but once you've done it once you'll know the easiest way to cure acne areas. Take it from me. Will obviously work for girls too

That is... interesting. I've heard of people rubbing in personal lubricant to help acne but not semen....

[Vinchenzo]

Uh....this is interesting. I've heard of this before but I thought it was some guy who just wanted to screw around with people. Also I heard semen is kinda really pore clogging.

[Sima]

OK, be right back. I'll post before and after pictures. I'm expecting a drastic improvement.

[Tyga]

"I was doing nothing but eating my mushroom pizza alone in South Africa when I decided to jack off into my hands, and proceeded to evenly distribute a thin layer of semen directly onto my face. I did not stop eating. I managed to finish myself and the pizza off."

GO ON...

Edited by Heir, 11 August 2011 - 01:01 AM.

[Wynne]

Troll.