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#21 SnoopyisAj

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 12:05 AM

I'll invite him for dinner and let him stay in my house

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 12:56 AM

I would have my puppy attack him/her

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 01:18 AM

kill, this person absolutely MUST die

no threats, no deals, no trying to get along, or torturing or anything that might even slightly increase the risk of this person continue on living

give no means of escape to this person

cleaning after the corpse, etc...all that comes second

just ensure that this person is killed by any means necessary

Edited by rememberthisusername, 08 November 2009 - 01:29 AM.


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Posted 08 November 2009 - 01:32 AM

i'd be like "hey acne. what time is it?...noogie time." and then i'd noogie him like no one's ever been noogied before.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:34 AM

Ask him to make friends with those ignorant people out there! haha ...

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:46 AM

Pop that SOB!

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 01:19 PM

I would fill a pool with 100% BP and let it take a swim amused.gif

MUAHAHAHAHA

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:20 PM

I would tell that son of a bitch "Hey, do you know where I got these scars from?"

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:30 AM

QUOTE (rememberthisusername @ Nov 7 2009, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
kill, this person absolutely MUST die

no threats, no deals, no trying to get along, or torturing or anything that might even slightly increase the risk of this person continue on living

give no means of escape to this person

cleaning after the corpse, etc...all that comes second

just ensure that this person is killed by any means necessary


Hahah yeah! Great idea.

#30 c'est la vigne

    All aboard the nekobus!!!

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:34 AM

I'd link it to Acne.org. I mean, c'mon, it it was acne personified, it'd probably be feeling pretty bad about itself.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:48 PM

tell it to fuck off!

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 11:33 PM

cut off its limbs, drown it, burn it, then spit on it

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 11:35 PM

FLAMETHROWER THAT SHITTTTTTTT

Edited by Deadmau5, 09 November 2009 - 11:36 PM.


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Posted 10 November 2009 - 11:36 PM

if Acne were really a person, I would ask it to bow down>>>& then stab a knife in the but, since it would pop & produce even smaller ones...I will play Counter Strike with them for sure eusa_boohoo.gif

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Posted 12 November 2009 - 02:38 PM

I'd offer him some biscuits and mustard and then tell him I reckon I aint got no reason to kill nobody, mhm (while we listen to that smashmouth song; why can't we be friends).

Then I would bury a lawnmower blade into his skull when he isn't looking.

Edited by Chris™, 12 November 2009 - 02:40 PM.


#36 Arcade

    I'll guess we'll just have to adjust.

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Posted 12 November 2009 - 03:42 PM

We would share a bottle of wine, and I would ask many questions about its existence and its notoriety...


... then I would put paralysis poison in its glass, slot him into an everlasting cube of frozen benzyl peroxide and accutane formula.. and lock him away for one hundred thousand million years..

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 01:26 AM

edit: nvm what I wrote is too offensive lol I deleted it.

Edited by Chris™, 13 November 2009 - 01:28 AM.


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Posted 13 November 2009 - 02:01 AM

Pop it!!

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 07:16 PM

"cut off its penis"? Why is acne a man?? I bet it's a girl actually. Girls are spiteful and bitchy.


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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:24 AM

hahhaha rofl. i think that stuff like acne is just like a direct hit to self esteem. it sucks yea, but at a certain point one has to say im better than you. i think i would leave it alone.





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