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If acne was a person, what would you do to it?
Started by Warrior of Acne, Nov 07 2009 01:39 AM
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:39 AM
I would do unspeakable things
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:44 AM
Have a conversation with it over a couple of frosted brews
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:48 AM
punch it in the face
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:49 AM
You are too nice. I would do much more sinister things than punch it in the face!
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:51 AM
QUOTE (Warrior%20of%20Acne @ Nov 7 2009, 02:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You are too nice. I would do much more sinister things than punch it in the face!
Do tell
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:51 AM
i'm a lady after all 
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:56 AM
When the Acne Man comes knocking at your door we'll see about that
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:30 AM
Torture it... slowly.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 03:54 AM
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:24 AM
I'd be like "yo dude, stop being a dick," then we'd play Modern Warfare 2.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 05:08 AM
'Pop' him one! 
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 07:54 AM
I'd stab him repeatedly in the face.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 07:56 AM
stick a funnel in its mouth, pour gasoline down its mouth....throw a match it......pull up some lawn chairs and popcorn and watch the show 
post it on youtube and get lots of fans 
post it on youtube and get lots of fans
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:52 AM
rofl @ thin lizzy
I'd kick it's ass. 'Nough said.
I'd kick it's ass. 'Nough said.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 12:36 PM
QUOTE (helliotion @ Nov 7 2009, 06:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
stick a funnel in its mouth, pour gasoline down its mouth....throw a match it......pull up some lawn chairs and popcorn and watch the show post it on youtube and get lots of fans
post it on youtube and get lots of fans Most graphic one I have seen yet haha
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:07 PM
well it feels good to unload the truth to complete strangers.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:59 PM
First of all, I would tie it down to a cold metal table with a bright light beaming down on it. I would stuff its mouth and tape it shut.
I would proceed to tear out its hair, handful by handful, with my bare hands, as I hear it scream and fidget with every rip.
Once that was done I would get a razor blade and cut slits all over its face. On the bleeding wounds and the eyes I would pour acid on it -- acid not strong enough to kill but to burn like crazy.
As it screams and fidgets like crazy I would give it one good, solid punch in its stomach and scream, directly in its ear: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", deafening it.
Once the acid subsided, I would proceed to get plyers and rip out all its toenails and fingernails, one by one, and dig the sharp side of the nails into its anus.
After that, I would twists its ankles and wrists and elbows and snap all the bones clean in half as it yells out its greatest muffled scream ever, but can no longer fidget due to the excruciating pain.
To finish this piece of shit off, I would put many, many needles all over its body, including in its eyes, tongue, and penis.
I would leave it like that to bleed and starve to death.
I would proceed to tear out its hair, handful by handful, with my bare hands, as I hear it scream and fidget with every rip.
Once that was done I would get a razor blade and cut slits all over its face. On the bleeding wounds and the eyes I would pour acid on it -- acid not strong enough to kill but to burn like crazy.
As it screams and fidgets like crazy I would give it one good, solid punch in its stomach and scream, directly in its ear: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", deafening it.
Once the acid subsided, I would proceed to get plyers and rip out all its toenails and fingernails, one by one, and dig the sharp side of the nails into its anus.
After that, I would twists its ankles and wrists and elbows and snap all the bones clean in half as it yells out its greatest muffled scream ever, but can no longer fidget due to the excruciating pain.
To finish this piece of shit off, I would put many, many needles all over its body, including in its eyes, tongue, and penis.
I would leave it like that to bleed and starve to death.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:22 PM
ask it where his little 'hyperpigmentation' and 'scar' brothers are
after i got all 3 i would just destroy them
pieces of shit ruin so many lives
lol.. oops overboard
after i got all 3 i would just destroy them
pieces of shit ruin so many lives
lol.. oops overboard
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 07:59 PM
CUT HIM
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:43 PM
Depends. Would acne be a hot asian chick?
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