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Mar 28 2007, 05:21 PM
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Member Group: Validating Joined: 27-February 07 |
I have 50+ posts and have been here for over a month.
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Mar 28 2007, 05:28 PM
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![]() Veteran Member Group: Veteran Members Joined: 13-January 05 From: your up |
You haven't been intiated yet, its not just about the post count, We have to haze you now.
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Mar 28 2007, 05:37 PM
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Member Group: Validating Joined: 27-February 07 |
Well, hurry up...
Just kiddin'... |
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Mar 28 2007, 05:38 PM
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Regimen user since 2005 Group: Regimen Assistance Joined: 27-February 05 From: USA |
The board resets at 12 hour intervals.
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Mar 28 2007, 05:53 PM
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![]() Veteran Member Group: Veteran Members Joined: 13-January 05 From: your up |
QUOTE(ShakeYoBooty @ Mar 29 2007, 12:37 AM) [snapback]1771693[/snapback] Well, hurry up... Just kiddin'... ok.. Are you ready? Sure you want to go through with this? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Can you cry under water? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why aren't there bullet-proof trousers? Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? How can there be self-help "groups"? Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Do people who spend £2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your arse? You have 5 minutes. |
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Mar 29 2007, 06:16 PM
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Member Group: Validating Joined: 27-February 07 |
QUOTE(=kat= @ Mar 28 2007, 06:53 PM) [snapback]1771712[/snapback] How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Important as me If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because Can you cry under water? No, I swim when I'm happy If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? Because I said so. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Because a round box is just stupid Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Because it's America Why aren't there bullet-proof trousers? Because I have nuts of steel Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? No, they just die a smoker Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Because if I press hard enough, the batteries will work Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? No such thing as psychics Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? It's a friggin cartoon Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Yes Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? I like the movie If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? -0...duhh Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Because!! How can there be self-help "groups"? Me, Myself, and I...that's three Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? You're breath smells If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? HUH? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Because Chuck Norris wanted so If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To help us Do people who spend £2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? I don't know If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Yes Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Shut up If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Because your mother is still alive What was the best thing before sliced bread? Chuck Norris Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Because it is... Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Bill Clinton Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your arse? Because I said so... You have 5 minutes. I went through all that work...come on now. |
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Mar 30 2007, 04:09 PM
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Member Group: Validating Joined: 27-February 07 |
COUGHBCOUGHUCOUGHMCOUGHP
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Mar 30 2007, 04:11 PM
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Regimen user since 2005 Group: Regimen Assistance Joined: 27-February 05 From: USA |
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Mar 30 2007, 04:16 PM
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![]() Your feelings of terror only prove your inferiority. Group: Veteran Members Joined: 29-November 06 From: Illinois |
*points to his crotch*
Your initiation awaits you.
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QUOTE(RCRanger03 @ Nov 11 2007, 08:01 PM) [snapback]2095405[/snapback] "Blood and gore rained down from the sky. An age of carnage was dawning ... its about time things got interesting" QUOTE(rodd @ Oct 15 2007, 05:42 PM) [snapback]2064402[/snapback] tims a retard :D 1/2 of the Wierd Metal Guys at the .Org Highschool Calibos: "PRESENTING SUPER GOD!!!! in todays adventure, there is an orphange burning down, but god gave them free will, so they deserve to die, so he wont save them....." |
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Mar 30 2007, 04:23 PM
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Member Group: Validating Joined: 27-February 07 |
Ok, I didn't see the new edited sticky.
Mortally, I thought we were done with that? |
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Mar 30 2007, 08:43 PM
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Member Group: Validating Joined: 27-February 07 |
Not to be annoying
So.....you know.... |
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